05/08/2026
Alongside my full time career as an aggressively enthusiastic waitress; I’ve somehow also appointed myself head of photographing your lunch. It started off innocently enough but now half me camera roll is just steak; eggs and breaded halloumi
I’ve also noticed you lot have absolutely no interest in sticking to the menu as it was written and I honestly couldn’t love it more.
Extra steak? Sensational
Swap the chicken for breaded halloumi? Outstanding
Fancy another six scrambled eggs because life’s too short? SAY NO MORE FRIEND
Honestly man; however you want your plate; we’re here for it. Swap things in; swap things out; double up on your favourites; create something that wasn’t even on the menu five minutes ago; if it makes you happy; it makes us happy
Every single plate that leaves our kitchen makes us ridiculously proud and seeing the combinations you lot come up with is half the fun
So before they were all absolutely annihilated; welcome to this week’s protein exhibition 🥳