13/10/2022
This is Another public service announcement, brought to you by SlimSwifty.
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Big news MOFO’s !!
New Premises, new Start 😅😬
I’ve got to admit, i would usually Revel and maybe even get a lil kink or giggle out of the rumour mill starting to churn and the Chinese whispers getting friction to burn but after a Divorce, 2years of lockdown forced not to work by law, various heartbreaks and tragedies losing a few Family members and several friends of my own age that near kicked the absolute fudge out of me… and im not too ashamed to admit using Recreational Drugs in order to obtain a level of happiness that kept me going it’s nice it’s now just a horrid memory and with all that in the last 3 years I don’t think My heart can actually withstand the Anxiety this time around so Ive decided to dispel the Juicy Gossip and Fables that I’ve, “closed down”, “gone to prison or rehab”, “fled the country with everyones money” or even Died of Death” !!! So much drama 🤣
Apparently I died of Covid which I didn’t know about but it would explain the empty feeling inside when you hear so much bad s**t about oneself when you’re actually just the Elusive Mr.Swift who’s a lil reclusive; Quite possibly somewhere on the spectrum of some kind to a normal mind but in a world of pretending you’re happy via social media, that is something I should still work on being comfortable with faking I guess 😅
So Here it is; A year earlier than my 10 year plan to relocate to a new, next echelon premises it has come about somewhat surprisingly earlier, so fast and unexpectedly that I’ve had to make some executive decisions and although I would have hoped to blend one shop location to a new premises seamlessly, I can honestly admit that it mentally and financially is more viable if done by removing one thing from the nightmare equation firstly and so I’m sadly having to close the shop before the next chapter can start but with that done and dusted I can breathe enough now to let you all know I’m happy to announce,
“You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet…. 😉”
I Blinking love my job, Love you guys who continue to support me and Hey, I even love the Haters out there for keeping my name from being forgotten…
Imma post some pictures of just some of the free hand tattoos I design straight to skin with pen and keep most of the finished pictures for when they’re all a bit more complete as pieces!
This isn’t the end, I’m not Sad in the slightest
Maybe my bottom lip quivered shutting the door yesterday….. 🤏🏼 tiny…
Watch this space Bitches…….. the Haters ain’t ready for this! 😉🤣
I Love the lot of ya!
Thanks Ladies and Gentlemen.
I’ll BE BACK!!! 😉
…. Oh, and yep; That is Angelica frying up Peppa Pig and TinkyWinky getting Brain by NOONOO 🤣🤣
You’re welcome 💁🏻♂️
Just to edit…..
you guys won’t be waiting long for the relaunch. I’m not changing career abandoning you all and I will continue taking bookings with a realistic timeline for re-opening so I appreciate all your continued support and interest during this brief stage of build. X
