Mr. Masey's Emporium of Beards

Mr. Masey's Emporium of Beards Award winning, handmade, small batch grooming and beauty products. Vegan and cruelty-free Mr. In the end Mr.

Masey searched in vain for lotions and potions for his beautiful, but bushy, beard. He needed something to condition the skin beneath the bristles and to stop the itching, something to wash the beard and condition it to a glossy finish and something stiff to make it look like it's been twizzled to within and inch of it's life. Masey couldn't find what he was looking for, so he made it all himself.

Now there is a range of products for the hirsute amongst us that will do all the jobs needed to maintain a healthy fizzogg; Beard Wash, Beard Conditioning Serum, Beard Oil, Shave Oil, Moustache Wax and lots more products on the way too.

There is a category of grooming product that sits on the shelf looking responsible and a category that gets used every s...
06/06/2026

There is a category of grooming product that sits on the shelf looking responsible and a category that gets used every single day until it runs out. Try to only buy the second kind.

A good daily routine should take the same amount of effort as making a cup of tea. Quick, reliable and something you’d g...
05/06/2026

A good daily routine should take the same amount of effort as making a cup of tea. Quick, reliable and something you’d genuinely miss if it wasn’t there.

Warm weather means open windows and outdoor tables gorgeous scents that travels considerably further than you might expe...
30/05/2026

Warm weather means open windows and outdoor tables gorgeous scents that travels considerably further than you might expect. ❤️‍🔥

Some people want to smell like a pine forest. Some want something warmer and harder to place. Both are legitimate. We ma...
23/05/2026

Some people want to smell like a pine forest. Some want something warmer and harder to place. Both are legitimate. We make oils for both.

A beard that smells of nothing is a missed opportunity. You’ve already committed to the face furniture. Might as well fi...
16/05/2026

A beard that smells of nothing is a missed opportunity. You’ve already committed to the face furniture. Might as well finish the job properly.

Mr Masey has apparently always smelt of coffee and biscuits. Long before anyone thought to put it in a bottle. Some thin...
11/05/2026

Mr Masey has apparently always smelt of coffee and biscuits. Long before anyone thought to put it in a bottle. Some things are inevitable.

Coffee & Biccies Beard Oil is made with high-concentrate vanilla extract, therapeutic grade cinnamon and coffee fragrance. Warm and sweet and entirely comfortable with that.
The base is Sicilian grapeseed oil, which gets absorbed quickly without leaving your beard looking like it’s been dressed with a chip-shop ladle.
Natural vitamin E from soya keeps the skin underneath properly looked after. Handmade in small batches in Brighton.

Vegan, plant-based and cruelty-free.

The longer the beard, the more oil it needs. This is not a sales pitch. It is just physics and hair.
10/05/2026

The longer the beard, the more oil it needs. This is not a sales pitch. It is just physics and hair.

There’s a moment when a great scent becomes familiar enough that you stop noticing it.Other people, however, still do.
10/04/2026

There’s a moment when a great scent becomes familiar enough that you stop noticing it.
Other people, however, still do.

Spring light is unforgiving.It finds every dry edge and stray hair.A useful reminder to tidy things up.
09/04/2026

Spring light is unforgiving.
It finds every dry edge and stray hair.
A useful reminder to tidy things up.

Handmade in small batches with plant-based ingredients.No surfactants. No unnecessary chemicals. Just a smoother, more c...
03/04/2026

Handmade in small batches with plant-based ingredients.

No surfactants. No unnecessary chemicals. Just a smoother, more cooperative beard.

One bottle lasts around 40–60 washes for the average beard.

Vegan. Cruelty-free. Made properly, as it should be.

Address

35a East Street
Shoreham-By-Sea
BN435ZD

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 6pm
Saturday 10am - 6pm
Sunday 11am - 4pm

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