17/06/2026
and - we’ owe you an apology.
I said Hawkstone would spike his glucose but I was wrong.
Most non alcholic lagers create big glucose spikes with none of the fun. So I did an experiment - same meal, same beer while wearing a glucose sensor. And my glucose was nearly flat as a result.
I chose the same meal Protein, real food, lettuce wrap instead of the bun. That’s 37g of glucose molecules he skipped. His circulation only normally keeps around 5g of glucose in at one time.
They’ve created an almost spike-free zero alcohol lager and aren’t shouting about it.
Fitting timing: the brand finally got a TV ad approved, it airs tonight before the England game.