21/08/2026
I sat down with my notebook earlier to start planning “Where Messy Humans Belong”
You know… properly.
Overarching theme.
Discussion topic.
Asana practice.
Pranayama.
Mantra.
Profound question for around the fire.
Presumably culminating in my recognition as one of the world’s top ten most transformative yoga teachers. 🤣🤣🤣
And before I’d written anything else, this was what appeared at the top of the page:
REMINDER: IT’S NOT A FU***NG PERFORMANCE!!!
😂
Ah 😮💨
Because I could very easily take an afternoon that’s supposed to be about allowing ourselves to arrive exactly as we are…
and turn it into something I need to get right.
I could try to make it profound.
Make sure everyone has a deeply meaningful experience.
Carefully construct the practices so that we arrive at some beautiful collective insight by the fire.
In other words:
perform.
So I stopped trying to decide what the afternoon needed to become and asked a much simpler question:
What feels alive enough to explore together?
And this came:
Where are we performing to belong?
Where are we trying to be calmer, cleverer, easier, stronger, happier, more spiritual, more capable, more agreeable, more compliant, more put together — whatever we imagine will make us more acceptable to the people around us?
And perhaps even more interestingly:
What happens when we notice that we’re doing it?
I have no idea where that enquiry will take us.
That’s rather the point. 🤣
We’ll move.
Breathe.
Be still.
Eat together.
Sing.
Sit around a fire.
Talk.
Perhaps walk.
Maybe sit in silence.
And we’ll see what happens.
No breakthrough required.
No transformation promised.
It’s not a fu***ng performance.
Not for you.
And apparently, not for me either. 😂
Where Messy Humans Belong
Sunday 30th August
2pm–around 7 or whenever you’re ready to leave the fire.
overlooking the estuary nr Kirkudbright
£50
Maximum 10 people
2 spaces are already spoken for.
If you’d like to come, message me and I’ll send you the payment details.
🧡