12/06/2026
Me: “Right, that’s it. I’m saving money this month.”
Also me, 17 minutes later: booking NeoGen Plasma because apparently my commitment to looking refreshed is stronger than my commitment to my savings account.
I packed lunch.
I cancelled a subscription.
I said no to a takeaway.
Then I remembered I have a face.
Listen, some people invest in stocks.
Some people invest in property.
I invest in collagen.
Will my bank account thank me? Probably not.
Will future me be delighted every time I catch my reflection in good lighting?
Absolutely.
Anyone else trying to save money while simultaneously funding their own aesthetic maintenance programme?
Please tell me it’s not just me.