30/11/2025
Well I completely forgot to post this in time so now I’ve no December slots left!
Good news is my vouchers are valid next year too which means you can still get a full day for £250 next year with one of these bad boys!
Got a friend or relative that likes tattoos and can’t be arsed finding a thoughtful gift for them?
Buy a voucher!
Is grandad getting in the way, would a pain induced heart attack solve a lot of problems?
Buy a voucher!
Does your mate “Micky ten men” reckon he could get a tattoo full length of his spine and ar****le without flinching but you know he’s full of s**t?
Buy a voucher!
Does your girlfriend or wife complain they’ve not had a good prick in a while?
Buy a voucher!
Do you have a friend who DOESNT like tattoos and is a bit of a tight arse?
Buy a voucher! (They’ll re gift it back to you later)
Are you a friendless hermit who likes tattoos but no one will buy you a voucher because your worthless and unlovable?
Buy a voucher! (I’ll post it to you so you feel loved)
Would a full day of intense tattoo pain distract from the mind warping s**tshow of the world right now and help you fight off the demons for a while longer before the crippling darkness once again drags you into its cold embrace and plunges you into the void of hopeless despair never to emerge again?
Buy a voucher!
Do you fancy buying a voucher?
Buy a voucher!
Voucher?
VOUCHER!!!!!!