Thestelane

Thestelane Unlock your human potential. I have been living primally for a decade now. Do these sound like qualities you'd like in yourself?

The Abundant energy, effortless fat loss and weight maintenance, stable hunger levels, and amazing athletic performance almost has me feeling like I am cheating at life. What if I told you that feeling this way is not only attainable, but once you are armed with the right guidance and knowledge, it is easy and effortless. Thats right, you are supposed to feel this way! Unfortunately our modern lif

estyles have led us astray from optimal gene expression and effortless health and wellbeing. I'm here to help you get that back! That is WHY I am passionate about this work and about this field. I really do want to help and I am looking forward to helping you get back to being your best self. Are you ready to enjoy living life Peak Primal?

26/08/2026

Daycare makes kids sick…but maybe not in the way we think

24/08/2026

Sprints = the fountain of youth

20 mins is all it takes

5-10 sprints between 8-15s with 60-90s rest between sets.

Repeat 1-2x a week and watch your body and movement change profoundly within a few months.

24/08/2026

Movement = momentum = energy

12/08/2026

Kids don’t get in the way of work…they are the work

10/08/2026

Chips are chips. Regardless of the oil.

07/08/2026

You always have a choice

07/08/2026

A rooster attacked my toddler

He was filling their food and it spurred him from behind

I tried to yeet the chicken 🥾
And screamed “oi ya little f**ker”

Indy did the rest 😂

30/07/2026

“Dangerous conspiracy theorist” 🥱

Anyone who questions the official story (JFK, 9/11, vaccines, COVID) gets hit with that label...and being labeled a conspiracy theorist doesn’t just mean you’re wrong, it means you’re delusional. Broken. Not to be taken seriously.

Notice that...the suspicion doesn’t get dismissed with evidence. It gets dismissed with a pejorative.

The term didn’t come from nowhere. Whilst the CIA didn’t invent it, they weaponized it in the 1960s after JFK’s assassination to shut down debate. And it didn’t stay in government memos.

It’s worth noting the “conspiracy theory” meme has infiltrated other cultures due to the spread of US popular culture. Quite possibly on purpose, given that according to documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act, the CIA and the Pentagon have worked behind the scenes on over 800 major movies and more than 1000 TV titles to bake it into the culture. That’s public record.

So ask yourself who the real useful idiot is here... the person asking questions, or the person who had the answer decided for them.

But if all else fails, you could just plead the fifth and hide behind the false moral superiority of not being a “crazy conspiracy theorist” :)

30/07/2026

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