11/09/2026
Good morning beautiful souls, happy Freya’s Day! ✨
Well… today I appear to have been chosen as the unwilling host of a rather enthusiastic cold. 😷🤧
My nose is blocked, my head feels like it’s been stuffed with cotton wool and frankly I think I deserve a medal for the heroic effort of getting out of bed this morning. 😂
So today’s grand plans have been officially cancelled.
I shall be spending the day on the couch wrapped in blankets like a poorly little burrito with absolutely no intention of doing anything remotely productive.
The washing can wait.
The house can wait.
The jewellery can wait.
The world can quite frankly wait. 😂
The Highly Scientific Cold Remedy List 🧪
☕ Hot drinks – because apparently tea can fix absolutely everything.
🍯 Honey – medicinal, delicious and an excellent excuse to eat something sweet.
🍋 Lemon – because if life gives you lemons, apparently you’re supposed to put them in hot water and pretend you’re being sensible.
🧦 Warm socks – essential medical equipment. I will accept no argument.
🛋️ The couch – prescribed in generous quantities preferably with blanket coverage.
🛌 Naps – aggressively encouraged. Any attempt to disturb the patient may result in dramatic sighing.
📺 Trashy TV – strictly for medicinal purposes obviously.
🤧 Tissues – apparently my new best friends. We have become extremely close.
✨ A little Freya magick – because at this point I’m willing to try anything short of sacrificing a perfectly good box of chocolates.
And finally…
🍫 Chocolate – for emotional support. This is nonnegotiable and absolutely backed by ancient witchy science. 😂
Today I am embracing my inner dramatic Victorian invalid and allowing myself to be thoroughly pathetic. 😌🤣
Hopefully Freya will sprinkle a little healing magick my way and I’ll be back to my usual witchy self soon. 🧙♀️✨
Until then… if anyone needs me, I’ll be over here coughing dramatically and feeling very sorry for myself. 😂🤧🖤
Have a beautiful Freya’s Day, lovely people. May your day be considerably healthier than mine! 💜🌿✨