31/08/2025
🥚new full time egg incoming !! We have the lovely and talented joining the egg shack starting the 11th of September!! go give her a follow check out her work and get booked in !!Now for the story of how we first met Miss 47 (legal name).
I was strolling through the fields of Birmingham, admiring the wildlife—the deer—and thinking, What a splendid day. Then I saw something frolicking in the distance. At first, I thought it was another deer, but then I realized it was a tall woman running around like a whippet.
We locked eyes, and I said, “Good day.”
She shouted, “You don’t know me like that!”
Then she frolicked off into the distance.
It was about two months before we came into contact again. We were chatting in the shop when she walked in, opened the door confidently, and said:
“Hello, my name is 47 (legal name). I hope you all are having a splendid day, as I am having a splendid day, and I wish you to have a splendid day. Also, everyone should have a splendid day, and if you’re not having a splendid day, that’s not very splendid, because having a splendid day is pretty splendid—even if the day isn’t too splendid, as long as you have a little bit of a splendid day, that’s pretty splendid.”
She then threw herself into another field, which was quite strange, because there isn’t a field nearby. It just seemed to appear and then disappear. Quite impressive, really.
But I’m going on a rant now.
It was 467 years until we crossed paths again. We were at the annual cereal-eating competition. She frolicked in from another field and said, “Can I join your shop?”
And I said, “Yeah.”
The last interaction wasn’t as exciting as the others, but it was right to the point.