Green Room Therapies

13/05/2026

☀️Summer Bookings☀️… Featuring One Peacock and a David Attenborough Tribute🦚
Inside Green Room Therapies…Picture the scene:

Last night, the evening sun was streaming gently through the window… calm music floating through the room… the heated blanket warm and welcoming… candles flickering like they were auditioning for a relaxation commercial.
It was the perfect setting for a serene therapy session.
And then—
Tap. Tap. TAP.
Outside the therapy room a peacock with the confidence of a creature who clearly believed he had a standing appointment.
In honour of David Attenborough’s 100th birthday, imagine the moment narrated in that iconic voice:
“Here, in the quiet dusk, we witness the majestic male peacock… patiently awaiting his turn for holistic pampering. A rare and determined creature, he knows that summer sessions are in high demand… and he, too, must book early.”

Now, while the peacock may be willing to loiter outside the door with regal persistence, my diary is a little less flexible. So here’s your friendly (and faintly bird-related) reminder:
✨ Plan your summer appointments ahead! ✨
Current availability:
June: 1 appointment left
July: 7 available
August: just 3 remaining
If you’d like your moment of peace, calm, and candlelit bliss — ideally without having to compete with a dramatic peacock — now’s the time to secure your spot.
Your future relaxed self will thank you. 💚

06/05/2026

First thing this morning at my sink … and it feels very fitting after yesterday morning. A prospective client tried to reach me (5 missed calls) and couldn’t get through, and it reminded me how much people sometimes really need my attention — a bit like a peacock in full display.

If you’ve ever seen a peacock trying to be noticed, you’ll know subtlety is not their strong point. They strut, they shimmer, they call out… and suddenly you’re very aware they’re there.
It made me smile, because I imagine that’s exactly how some of you feel when the phone rings and I’m in treatment — doing the full feather-fan dance and still not being seen.

The truth is: when I’m with a client, I’m completely present with them, which means I can’t take calls. I know this can be disappointing or frustrating, especially when you’re trying to book or ask something quickly.

But please don’t worry — you never have to resort to the peacock approach.
You can always WhatsApp, message, or email me at [email protected].
I will always respond as soon as I’m free.

Thank you for your patience, your understanding, and your beautifully persistent “peacock energy.” 🦚💚 👣

19/04/2026

🌿 The Aftermath… ✂️🐑🦙
Remember those fluffy little speedsters who came running over last week?
Well… the deed is done.
The winter coats are off, the spring look is on, and the field is now full of animals who appear to be 50% lighter and 100% more offended.
They may look a little… streamlined… but don’t worry, their personalities are still fully intact.
(Their fluff, however, is not.)
There’s something very symbolic about this time of year—
letting go of what we don’t need anymore, even if we protest all the way to the shears.
So here they are in all their freshly-sheared glory.
The view from Green Room Therapies is looking a bit less woolly this week,
but just as peaceful as ever. 🌱✨
Hope it brings you a smile today! 👣

17/04/2026

🌱 Back After the Easter Break! 🐣
Hope everyone had a lovely Easter and managed to enjoy a bit of rest (and maybe a little too much chocolate!).
Today is technically my day off… but as you can see from this video, the fluffy crew are charging over to greet me like I’m bringing treats and good news.
Do they know what’s ahead?
Absolutely not.
Because today is shearing day. ✂️
There’s a certain irony in being greeted like a hero by a group who are about to lose their winter wardrobes… I’m not sure I’ve got the heart to tell them just yet.
So if things look a little less fluffy around Green Room Therapies next week, you’ll know why—but I promise the view will still be just as lovely (just a bit more streamlined!).

01/04/2026

✨ You’ve heard of goat yoga… in 2026 Green Room Therapies is taking wellbeing to the next level with Alpaca-Assisted Reflexology! 🦙
Our alpacas have been in training for the last couple of years, and we’re finally able to offer this one-off, ground-breaking experience.
Relax, recharge, and let our new ‘therapists’ help you find your balance (treatments still include actual reflexology, we promise 😉). 👣

26/03/2026

✨ Post-Treatment Tip: Activate Your Platysma for a Sculpted Jawline ✨
As we age, the platysma muscle — the long, thin sheet running from the jawline down the neck — can begin to tighten or sag, leading to platysmal bands and a softer jawline.
After your Zone Face Lift treatment, a little gentle activation helps keep everything lifted, toned, and mobile.
✨ A simple daily technique to keep the neck supple, defined, and glowing between treatments.

23/03/2026

17/03/2026

This week has offered me one of my favourite quiet compliments…
Two clients fell asleep during their treatments.

One was completely new to Green Room Therapies — seated, fully upright, receiving an Indian Head Massage. Not exactly the position you’d expect someone to drift off in! But there they were, breathing softly, head heavy, feeling safe enough in a brand-new environment to let go completely.

And today, a long-standing client — someone I know well, someone who tries to relax but whose nervous system likes to keep one foot on the accelerator — melted into sleep during their Zone Face Lift. For them, that’s huge. It means the body finally felt held, the mind finally stopped negotiating, and their whole system slipped into genuine rest.

These moments remind me why I do this.
Why the atmosphere, the comfort, the grounding energy of the room matters just as much as the treatment itself.

At Green Room Therapies, the space is created intentionally: soft enough for your shoulders to drop, safe enough for your breath to deepen, and supportive enough that your nervous system recognises, it can just stop now.

Sleep during a treatment isn’t an interruption — it’s a sign.
A sign your body is recalibrating.
A sign your system feels nurtured.
A sign you’re exactly where you need to be.

Here’s to more naps, more letting go, and more moments where your whole self finally feels the exhale.
🌿✨
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15/03/2026

🌿 Happy Mother’s Day 🌿

To the mums who moonlight as taxi drivers, rugby-sideline screamers, life advisors, emergency bank managers (with zero-interest loans), morning car-karaoke lead vocalists, and reluctant drumming audiences (just me?) — we salute you. 🚗🏉🎶💸

And to those who nurture in other ways, who care deeply, who support, guide, love, or for whom today is sensitive — we’re thinking of you, too.

However this day meets you, may it bring a smile, a breath, or at least five minutes of peace. 💚

And if you’ve been gifted a GRTs treatment voucher — I can’t wait to look after you. And if not… treat yourself anyway! Here’s a pic of my lovely mum as my kids avoid the camera! 😅❤️🌿✨

10/03/2026

Popped down to the hen house on my break for a bit of peace and quiet… and found next door’s cockerel in with my girls. 🐓
Apparently he’s decided to abandon his own ladies and pop round here instead.
Happily strutting around like he owns the place, chest out, feathers all fluffed up, giving it the big “hello ladies” routine while my hens look somewhere between confused and mildly impressed.
Sir… you have your own hens. Kindly return to them.
Honestly, the audacity. Left his flock next door and is round here like it’s a poultry nightclub. 🙃😳