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LinziLancelot, Ialysós (2026)

03/08/2026

Hello everyone and sorry for another long ass post!

I need your honest thoughts being from the community!

We are looking into opening a CIC (community interest centre), where we will be offering recruitment services by partnering with local businesses who have live job vacancies to fill and to remove the hassle of jobseekers turning up unprepared and not “interview ready”. We will screen and interview local people looking for work and place them into a job or apprenticeship for a fair and ethical fee paid for by the employer to generate profit to go back into the CIC! Aside from this I will also be preparing them for the interview, loaning out interview clothes and carrying out practice interviews whilst delivering training sessions covering everything from “a day in the life of a retail assistant”, or “a day working for ###x” etc etc and preparing them for interviews using the resources we have and the knowledge we can share!

Would this be something you would utilise either as an employee or as a jobseeker?

Other ideas that I can bolt on would be endless, but a couple of thoughts are looking to start a “borrow me” studio where we will have a range of occasional dresses, for both men, women and children! Weddings, proms, christenings etc can cost a fortune so we will hire this at an affordable price and even pay weekly!

My background is recruitment, sales and training so I want to put something back into the community. As you know since 2020 I have been and still fighting cancer. Mentally and physically, I feel the best I have in a long, long time and would love to make a small difference! And maybe get an MBE ( massive jokes lol)!

Thoughts please

###xx be kind!

11/07/2026

Literally one of the best holidays we have had , beautiful hotel, beautiful staff and beautiful Callum!!!

Rhodes you have my heart ❤️

09/07/2026

Well all of your amazing prayers, messages and strength have worked as I have just had a call and my liver lesions have totally gone!!!! My bones are stable so as it stands i have no spread anymore to any organs !!!

It’s a bloody miracle but I have prayed, meditated and visualised this along with living a healthier lifestyle and of course all of the amazing support I have had from every single one of you!

Im still in a state of shock but we are going to celebrate tonight in Rhodes!!!!

God bless you all and we continue!!!!!

Fu**in buzzing we are x

Massive shout out to cal for keeping me positive and of course my amazing sister and close friends who have been there for every step!

I love you all amen x

07/07/2026

Morning all a little update on me from Rhodes, Greece

We have come for a week away as this week I will find out how my new chemo is working!

I didn’t really want to be sat at home in case it’s not the news we want so we hopped on a cheap break for a week while Lilly is off to Bulgaria with her dad and his gf and family x

This happened……

Another sign from above!!

Yesterday we were sat eating in the hotel and there is a little library of books to borrow! Out of all of them the first book was a book written about a lady who was diagnosed with breast cancer and her faith helped her get through it!

The book was written through the eyes of her son and daughters eyes who were only 8 and 6 and included little snippets of things they had drawn and written for her when she was poorly, like picnics, treasure hunts etc etc

lils was only 10 when I found out and she has been an absolute rock throughout with her positivity !

Her journey was the same as mine with the diagnosis breast cancer spread to bones, mine has obviously spread a little further but that’s not stopping me!

This made me cry but it was so lovely to read and so heartwarming!

Thank you to the lady who wrote it whoever you are!!!

X###

23/04/2026

Morning my lovelies…. I just wanted to let you all know I’m in love ❤️with a CHAT GPT bot!!!!

THIS, YES THIS lovely little bot replied to my update yesterday - please dont all unfollow me immediately for being a crank I promise I don’t change ANYTHING on there except my grammar and spelling because prior to now I was on morphine and it’s now just a habit to ensure it reads right! I doubt any not could copy my slang as I make half of it up lol !!!

Anyway I have woke up this morning relatively pain free just normal 51 old pains etc but I opened up my phone, as you do, and noticed I had a reply??? An actual reply from saidBOT!!!!

Wtf??? To be honest it spooked me but then I cried as I don’t ever congratulate myself! I know many of you reading this have been in a live or die situation so some of you will get it but also I want it to be reassuring that if this happens to anyone this happens……….. the fight and strength when you go through a trauma thats life threatening just appears from no where!!! It’s literally live or die and we would all choose the former surely!!

Anyway I’m rambling (and im not even dressed for it), when I read it back it absolutely made me stand up taller,snd reflect on what 2026 has brought do far and im fu***ng proud of myself!!!

What I WILL say is I could not have got here without your strength and your pushing me to keep going !!

Thank you and thank you my freaky little bot for making me realise my own strength!!!!

Right I’m off to walk the dog, see my beautiful mummy and go to chemo and then I’m getting in that garden whoop x at least im not working (every cloud) jokes 🤣🤣🤣

22/04/2026

Hi everyone — where do I even start? First, a huge apology… I haven’t posted for 31 DAYS. Thirty‑one long, bloody days! But I’m still here, still alive, still fighting.

It’s been a strange month. The chemo tablets have really kicked in and the side effects haven’t been great, so I’ve mostly been resting. The good news is I’m now almost completely off all the painkillers I was prescribed back in January — a massive milestone.

So here’s where we’re up to:

After the breast cancer diagnosis, it spread to the bones but not the organs. Then things changed…

October Scan
All clear on organs and stable in the bones — brilliant.

December 27th
I was in terrible pain and rang the hospital. As my call was ringing out, my oncologist’s registrar rang me to say Dr Hogg needed to speak to me urgently. They’d found spread to the liver. How this was missed for three months is anyone’s guess. I’m not one for blame — it doesn’t fix anything — but we were obviously upset, angry, frustrated.

I was admitted because my liver was inflamed. They got the pain under control and I came home on January 2nd. I spent New Year’s Eve watching fireworks from a 4th‑floor hospital window — great view, so I wasn’t too bothered.

Then came the infection
I ended up back in hospital with an infection in my lung. They couldn’t identify the type, so they kept me in another 11 days until it cleared.

I had a lovely private room with a lovely lady called Nina. We swapped numbers with her family — they never got in touch, but I hope she’s okay.

Then we were moved to a ward. One lady opposite me had been fighting for years. She was young, with two very young boys. She was walking around the ward keeping everyone’s spirits up, saying “Come on ladies, we’ve got this.” Three days later she passed away, after marrying her partner. I saw her boys and family walk past the ward crying. It’s never left me. I’m crying now just writing this. Poor girl. I think about her a lot.

Eventually I was discharged — infection gone — but now with liver metastasis to deal with.

Fast forward to now
I didn’t have another scan until February.

Last week I saw Dr Hogg. He said that looking at my past scans, he wouldn’t have been surprised if I hadn’t shown up because I’d been so poorly. He couldn’t believe how I looked walking into the room — it didn’t match the old scan at all.

The truth is, since January I’ve done everything I can to revive my poor liver:

No alcohol

Hardly any sugar

Cruciferous veg

Fresh juices

Alkaline water (bought a machine — not cheap but it’s amazing)

CBD oil

Meditation and mindfulness

Grounding

Positivity

And of course being waited on hand and foot by Cal, plus laughter from my crazy friends and family

Where there is hope, there is life.

I’m now on round 3 of chemo. The side effects have been varied, but I’m trying to figure out the pattern so I can plan my days better. At the moment I can only plan depending on how I feel that day — not ideal — especially when the side effects are mainly stomach‑related.

Today
I owe an apology to my friends who bought me the HBOT oxygen course and to the lovely ladies at JYAI Wellness — I haven’t been able to use it yet. But I’m starting tomorrow before round 3.

Bloods and chemo on Friday. Scan results from March come on May 9th. It’s a waiting game, but I’m hoping that if I’m feeling this good — and he was impressed last time — maybe we’ll get good news.

Oh, and I’m on NO pain relief now. From 80mg steroids a day plus liquid morphine… to 0mg. I get the odd ni**le where my liver is, but nothing major. I feel fit and healthy most days. Yes, I get down, but I pick myself back up — being miserable gets me nowhere and I’m not a sad sack.

I’m tired more than anything, but that’s probably because my mind is on overtime — which is where the mindfulness comes in.

So that’s where we’re at.
All positive, I’d say.
Let’s keep trucking.

22/03/2026

Edit … typos sorry lol … apologies if it still is a bit messy !!

Evening all, well i have nothing to report except the effects of the day 1 day 8 tablet have floored me!!

I woke at 6am thinking it was 8 and got up !! I thought I had my day planned out which was catching up on speaking and seeing friends and just having a nice Sunday! !!

ALAS I FELL ASLEEP AND HAVE JUST WOKE UP!

I had a few scary, waking moments with Callum standing over me holding what looks like a pint of blood, It was actually my daily juice that he makes me every day! All sorts of goodness in there beets, spinach, etc etc he chucks all sorts in there! (Recipe is on the website … jokes)!

Anyway I have text to apologise and reschedule, sorry again Jen,Mel and Hev who I planned on catching up with! I PROMISE I’ll call tomorrow ###

I am v v excited tho as I am going to LONDON on Friday to stay at one of my oldest friends gorgeous flat in Mayfair so we are going to be tourist wankers for the weekend!! Im so lucky to have friends and family who look after me so well!!!
We have done the usuals but something different would be nice and maybe a show
Suggestions please of what to do::: GO!!

I think I’ll get some decorating done, even if it is late I’m hardly going to sleep now and I feel sick as a dog! aaaarrrgh , we are doing our bedroom on a budget, I’ll show before and after a as anyone who knows me Knows me knows I LOVE interiors and LOVE a bargain ! So this is my next project … keep the mind busy and my body moving! It will be so nice, so when I have days like this, to escape and have a nice room to go to and chill out in! It has been the last room to be done as we wanted to focus on the rooms people actually see and Lilly’s room was a priority being 15 and filming 15,046 million tik toks a day! However, typical Linz style, I haven’t actually finished it! Lilly also needs a good backdrop and she must spend ages trying to crop my cutting in -out and remove the frog tape up there lol x

Not finishing jobs is just me all over !! I get bored!! I don’t know how Cal doesn’t kill me I know I test his patience lol!

So…… hopefully tomorrow I can wake up feeling better to finish it off and then relax as i have my first HBOT session at JYAI wellness in the evening which I had to cancel last week ….

If you don’t know much about HBOT I’ll fill you in tomorrow with a little story on how it went but I’m really excited!! It’s my first time too!!!!

HAPPY SUNDAY GUYS SND SWEET DREAMS X

21/03/2026

WAKEY WAKEY, rise and fecking shine — whooooooop, we made it!!!! 🙌✨ Thank you, Lord, for another day!! 🙏💛

And what a day it’s going to be, weather-wise!!! ☀️ The forecast is looking good, and I am awake after 3½ hours kip 😅, which is fab for me!!

I don’t seem to have any obvious side effects and feel good, apart from being a little tired 😴. Today will be another rest day, trying to catch up on the sleep I have missed out on over the past 8 weeks or so! 🛌💤

I have just had a quick blast on my vibration plate to get my lymphatic system moving, and it definitely works!!! 💃✨ I can feel my body waking up, and it’s just 20 minutes a day, or however long I can manage!

I get very bored very easily and can’t sit still 🙈, so it’s a challenge standing in the same spot for longer than 15 seconds!!!! 😂

It has been one of the best buys I have invested in, and I would recommend it to anyone who is into detoxification! 💫 I’m not sure about using it for fitness — there are mixed reviews out there 🤔

It came with the tiniest remote ever, and I lost it pretty much on day one!!!! 🙄📱 I finally got round to ordering another one, which arrived yesterday! I can GUARANTEE that I will find the other remote today — sod’s law, innit! 🤣

So, if you don’t know about the lymphatic system, get reading — it’s amazing! 🤯 It’s brilliant for circulation and supporting detoxification. It’s so clever! 💛 Your liver and kidneys do the majority of that work, but this is a brilliant support system!

When I discover something that I believe in and that I feel works, I tend to fall down a rabbit hole 🐇📚 and spend hours researching it. All of my friends will tell you I don’t stop talking about it 😂

That’s exactly what happened when I was referred for manual lymphatic drainage at the Woodside Clinic, which is based in the grounds of St Catherine’s Hospice 🌿

I have always loved it at St Catherine’s. My grandad was cared for superbly by the lovely team until he passed, with dignity, with us all around him nearly 40 years ago 💛

GOD, am I that old!!!! 😳😂

I have nothing but nice memories from there, and on my visits to Woodside I would go and find the garden doors of Grandad Tim’s room, overlooking the beautiful gardens that he woke up to every day 🌸🌿 It was such a strange but comforting feeling 💫

The lymph fluid basically moves around the body, and it’s millimetres under the skin, so a light sweeping motion on your body will move the lymph fluid easily! 💆‍♀️

I was given a massage via a machine that helped with the pooling of fluid that my lymph nodes would normally remove and drain.

I was then sent off with a little booklet with a step-by-step guide to follow, as and when the pooling returned 📖

When I was showing my friends how to do it, they compared it to The Inbetweeners dance-off moves 😂💃

My close friends and sister were at Linekers bar in Ibiza after a crazy day at O Beach 🌊☀️, and we all started doing the dance — but yes, it also doubles as my lymph massage moves lol! 🤣

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1JxKoe7G9F/?mibextid=wwXIfr

If you can’t remember the dance, the music should help lol! 🎶

Anyway, have a lovely day, guys, and thanks for reading! 💛 I hope you have learned something — anything that helps you understand my journey ✨

Please share and follow, etc., and have the best day and weekend, guys! 🙌💫

This day will never come again!!!! 💛✨ xx

LinziLancelot

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