Healthagenix

23/10/2018

There is now help for those inspiring superstars who are now more inspired by debt collectors and bankruptcy paperwork.

We'd say tag a friend who needs this help but as you know, everyone you know selling MLM is killing it, while you idiots miss out!

There are definitely some giant mistakes you shouldn't make.

03/07/2018

So me mate Barry saw this amazing pyramid scheme GAZ, which sells nothing.. Literally nothing.

It charges you $99 for the opportunity to sell nothing to your mates, for $99, in the hope of recouping $29.70 for every person you can convince to buy nothing.

Got him thinking, there’s a market here for brain dead morons who will buy anything, so Barry’s introducing BAZ, the Barry Affiliate Zone!

For only $49 a month you get access to dynamic Barry’s Life Guidance Programs, bringing you world-class Barry lifestyle coaching. A one-on-one session with Barry himself will teach you the skills required to sell the BAZ PRO MEMBERSHIP, which includes a bag full of Barry’s breath which he has captured by shouting inspirational buzzwords into the bag. One whiff of this bag of brilliance and you’ll be inspired behind your wildest dreams.

Just like the GAZ program, the BAZ program relies on you selling this bu****it to your friends and family to recoup your cash, but don’t worry, every month you persist Barry himself will send you one signed Emu Export can; a stablemate of the Barry lifestyle. This is a key differentiation though - the BAZ PRO MEMBERSHIP, actually provides you something tangible, unlike the GAZ PRO MEMBERSHIP, which from what Barry can tell, provides you nothing but absolute bu****it for $99 a month

Global Affiliate Zone

16/07/2017

Hope you're all having a blessed superstar residual Sunday

06/07/2017

On the right, one of those "real" doctors, who are trying to scam you with big pharma and all that.

On the left, one of our Healthagenix (c) (tm) doctors. As you can tell, the training is pretty much the same!

Trust our pyramid schemes when we say they are backed by SCIENCE!

04/07/2017

Is this article talking about -

- isagenix
- herbalife
- kyani
- juice pus (l left out on purpose, it is puss)
- vemma

Or all of the above?

And yes, the article is as fake as the dreams the mlm cult leaders are selling you

A fashionable new diet requires followers to stick to a strict routine of pomegranate juice and their own self-important drivel.

01/07/2017

This 8 odd minutes could hopefully save someone you care about - show them if they need to see it.

Remember, other than a really select few cult leaders, no one makes money from this s**t - they even tell you themselves.

To those sellers struggling to get ahead - the haters that don't get it are the ones not funding the lifestyle of the person you feeding you s**t that keeps you on the hook.

16/06/2017

ABN = "successful" "business" "owner"

All for a leased base model C Class none the less.

07/06/2017

It is definitely in the right spot, given it most likely tastes like battery acid.

07/06/2017

Isagenix
Kyani
Herbalife
Juice Plus
Yor Health

All the same scum trying to screw you over in this way.

Multilevel marketing companies claim to be legitimate businesses, but some seem awfully…pyramid shaped. John Oliver and Jaime Camil demonstrate how they work...

30/06/2016

Who do these all people at the top of pyramid's end up looking like this?

It's virtually the equivalent of FIFO bogans getting neck tattoo's in Bali.

Young, dumb and full of others money.

02/06/2016

Old mate appears to be holding a butt plug, which is perfect for a pair of as****es we guess?

But seriously, congrats on 500k!

Over 3 years. Which is 166k a year give or take.
Minus 30% company tax (unless you rort the ATO?)
Which leaves you with 116k
Divided by 2
58k a year.

Absolute ballers!

The worst thing is though, you could probably make that much money a year being an office manager for a Liberal Party member.

Or by becoming a self proclaimed wellness expert and lying through your teeth to make people fund your life.

Either way, lets toast epic success!

02/06/2016

Tag a friend who doesn't know how the human body works, and thinks a "ph balanced alkaline" formula somehow does this job better.

To be fair, the liver can't be used to scam people into parting with their money to prop a pyramid so it isn't quite as useful as a 30 day starter shake pack.

Fools.