10/05/2026
A SAD EVENT WITH A FOOLISH SETTING!
A fierce argument broke up among members of a family over the health status of a young sick man (brother with wife and three children), about 41yrs, being nursed at home until there was no more sign of life in him.
One group (the prayerful, those who drink tea with god) invited prayer warriors to attend to him while the other group (the presumed sinners) sought for a medical personal.
So,I was invited to certify him dead. On arrival, a group of over-religious women, who like James and John had reached Jesus's tomb before Peter, requested that I hold on while they embark on a spiritual warfare to bring him back to life. I overheard one of them said that, he is not dead, his spirit is somewhere, the relatives need to take his name to the blessed sacrament, that all that is needed to bring him back was to repeatedly call his name at the blessed sacrament and he would wake up.
I xrayed them, with my eyes (the eyes of the gods) and understood that they were part of the 5 foolish dys-virgins.
Voices echoed with commands, directed at who was holding him to free him and let him go. The other spoke in tongues that sounded like a mixture of Oha and Draw soup.
Angered by the sad event and the iberiberism of the religious tinubites, the older brother of the sick man who invited me, pushed the door open, interrupted their prayers and chased them out.
They were four women, Rosemary, Anaestecia, Patricia and Eucharia.
He was dead and rigor-mortis was already setting in. May he RIP......βοΈβοΈ