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Doctor2fingers IN THE CHAIN OF LEVELS OF PREVENTION AGAINST DISEASE, EDUCATION IS INVALUABLE. LEARN WITH LAUGHTER THROUGH MY FINGER

IT IS THE STONE REJECTED BY BUILDERS THAT I PRESENT TO YOU NOW AS THE CORNER STONE.

Short women and pregnancy. See belle see ground 🤣🤣🤣
02/06/2026

Short women and pregnancy. See belle see ground 🤣🤣🤣

Doctor2fingers I went to lab and they said my PVC is low! What is the cause?Chai madam, it's the last election that caus...
01/06/2026

Doctor2fingers I went to lab and they said my PVC is low! What is the cause?
Chai madam, it's the last election that caused it, because you voted for emilokan.
Oooooh! doctor be serious na. PVC is the card that enables you to vote whereas PCV is the test that checks your blood level.
Do you want to see me or an INEC official?🤣🤣🤣🤣....✌️✍️

The commonest ki🦶🦶er of women in pregnancy is bleeding but the easiest way to avoid or survive it is building your blood...
31/05/2026

The commonest ki🦶🦶er of women in pregnancy is bleeding but the easiest way to avoid or survive it is building your blood before term (37 weeks)
At every point in time your PCV (Pack cell volume) should be above 30%. This should be checked every 4 weeks.
When did you check yours last and what was it?.....✌️✍️

THOSE WHO CRY, SAYING, 'I'M TIRED' DURING LABOUR, NA THEM SHOUT, GIVE IT TO ME HARDER, PASS EVERY OTHER PERSON...✌️✍️
22/05/2026

THOSE WHO CRY, SAYING, 'I'M TIRED' DURING LABOUR, NA THEM SHOUT, GIVE IT TO ME HARDER, PASS EVERY OTHER PERSON...✌️✍️

Is it true that breastfeeding causes the bobbi to fall like the walls of jericho?...✌️✍️
14/05/2026

Is it true that breastfeeding causes the bobbi to fall like the walls of jericho?...✌️✍️

Those of you still using your 5 fingers to clean our workshop (kpekus) -an act called douching, I, Doctor2fingers , say ...
14/05/2026

Those of you still using your 5 fingers to clean our workshop (kpekus) -an act called douching, I, Doctor2fingers , say make i greet una o! Make your hands ✋️ no pain you in jesus name.
Pls extend my greeting 🙏 to your oga, ikpeazu, the former chairman of ASEPA....✌️✍️

whoever nicknamed fibroid, 'Ori-nwa' had better confess or prepare for oko-nyiri nbo!
12/05/2026

whoever nicknamed fibroid, 'Ori-nwa' had better confess or prepare for oko-nyiri nbo!

A SAD EVENT WITH A FOOLISH SETTING!A fierce argument broke up among members of a family over the health status of a youn...
10/05/2026

A SAD EVENT WITH A FOOLISH SETTING!

A fierce argument broke up among members of a family over the health status of a young sick man (brother with wife and three children), about 41yrs, being nursed at home until there was no more sign of life in him.

One group (the prayerful, those who drink tea with god) invited prayer warriors to attend to him while the other group (the presumed sinners) sought for a medical personal.
So,I was invited to certify him dead. On arrival, a group of over-religious women, who like James and John had reached Jesus's tomb before Peter, requested that I hold on while they embark on a spiritual warfare to bring him back to life. I overheard one of them said that, he is not dead, his spirit is somewhere, the relatives need to take his name to the blessed sacrament, that all that is needed to bring him back was to repeatedly call his name at the blessed sacrament and he would wake up.

I xrayed them, with my eyes (the eyes of the gods) and understood that they were part of the 5 foolish dys-virgins.

Voices echoed with commands, directed at who was holding him to free him and let him go. The other spoke in tongues that sounded like a mixture of Oha and Draw soup.

Angered by the sad event and the iberiberism of the religious tinubites, the older brother of the sick man who invited me, pushed the door open, interrupted their prayers and chased them out.
They were four women, Rosemary, Anaestecia, Patricia and Eucharia.

He was dead and rigor-mortis was already setting in. May he RIP......✌️✍️

Some people are just very lucky in this life, the very first time in their life they tried testing the microphone just f...
09/05/2026

Some people are just very lucky in this life, the very first time in their life they tried testing the microphone just for fun o and they are not married o, belle just enter👏👏👏👏👏. praisssssssssse the lord!!
Congratulations to you sister Onyenaturuchi! I'm so happy for you......✍️✌️

08/05/2026

I Don go carry Okite come 🤪

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