03/06/2026
Patient: "Doctor, I don't need the flu vaccine. My immune system is very strong. I hardly ever get sick."
Doctor: "Oh, is that so?"
Patient: "Yes! I exercise, eat healthy, and drink lots of water. The flu doesn't stand a chance."
Meanwhile, the influenza virus hiding around the corner:
"Wow, that's a lot of confidence."
"Challenge accepted."
A few days later...
π€ Fever
π€§ Runny nose
π· Coughing non-stop
π Cancelled weekend plans
πΊ Binge-watching shows from bed