02/04/2026
We 😻LOVE😻 love here—all forms, all expressions—from monogamous duos to non-normative partnerships, and every conceivable version of friendship, platonic, romantic or otherwise. We're celebrating that with a 3-for-2 massage special for Valentine's/Palentine's/Galentine's/Anti-Capitalist Love Day.
Here's the the deal:
Buy 3, keep one for yourself, gift the other two to your favorite humans (or go splitsies!) Romance not required.
Beloved recipients may include—but are not limited to—fam (inherited or chosen), besties for the resties, metamours, spicy playpals, or those dear ones in your life that seriously need to unclench. Really, anyone you love! Life is hard, our bodies are tired, and in this economy (eek!), we need to come together.
**~ The Totally Serious Fine Print ~**
- Link to purchase in bio
- Package valid for in-office massages only
- We're just two massage therapists here, so these massages are not concurrent (sad trombone)
- There's no limit on how many packages you can buy (go wild), but it's one massage per person per package
- After purchase, you'll receive a shareable coupon code by email for ease of scheduling and effortless love-spreading
- Coupon code expires 90 days from purchase. Unused funds will be lovingly redirected toward reducing the cost of massage for folks who need a little financial flexibility (because community care is hot 🔥)
