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Warlandz LLC is Announcing its beginning stages of development for a video game project in the future that will eventual...
10/16/2026

Warlandz LLC is Announcing its beginning stages of development for a video game project in the future that will eventually involve a development tier. This will be a one of a kind anti-woke Video Game.

The video game is titled :

WITNESS: Faith & Fire

The concept is that you play as a Street Preacher defeating Woke Idealogy among orher evils that you discover on your path to saving souls or even losing your own in the process. There will be an RPG and PVE aspect in an open world system as well as a PVP server based gameplay system. Here in this conceptual Pic is a sample of the sort of pve combat that can occur is self defense as you can freely choose in which style to preach leading to a morality system.

Depending on the success of the game, eventually we hope to expand into a series with:

WITNESS II: African Ascension

Attached are some conceptual ideas we have for the games and we hope to make this more crowd involved as we plan the release of our Kickstarter soon.

Stay tuned.

Brought to you by WARLANDZ LLC

(C) All rights reserved 2026

Warlandz LLC is Announcing its beginning stages of development for a video game project in the future that will eventual...
10/16/2026

Warlandz LLC is Announcing its beginning stages of development for a video game project in the future that will eventually involve a development tier. This will be a one of a kind anti-woke Video Game.

The video game is titled :

WITNESS: Faith & Fire

The concept is that you play as a Street Preacher defeating Woke Idealogy among orher evils that you discover on your other to saving souls. There will be an RPG and PVE aspect as well as a PVP server based gameplay system. Here in this 1st conceptual Pic is a sample of the sort of pve combat that can occur is self defense as you can freely choose in which style to preach leading to a morality system.

Depending on the success of the game, eventually we hope to expand into a series with:

WITNESS II: African Ascension

Attached are some conceptual ideas we have for the games and we hope to make this more crowd involved as we plan the release of our Kickstarter soon.

Stay tuned.

Brought to you by WARLANDZ LLC

(C) All rights reserved 2026

10/15/2026
10/14/2026

Where My Nillaz at? 😂😎 My Nilla 🎶 🎵

10/14/2026

White G - My Nilla (Explicit) ( YG MY N***A PARODY ) ft. Rusta Rhymes, Danger, White Spice

Do you find yourself really wanting to sing that YG song, "My N*gga" (My N***a), but you're of the Caucasian variety and you're afraid of the dirty looks and/or caps that will be blasted into your a**s? We were once like you, that's why we created "My Nilla," a song for white people, black people, and every people in between (but mostly white people). So grab a box of Nilla Wafers™, put down your microbrew, pause that NPR™ podcast you're listening to, and turn up the volume my nilla!

Filmed & Edited by Shaun Peña
Written by Rusta Rhymes & Shaun Peña
Special thanks to Rick Semones & Bob Turner at Puerta del Sol Golf Course

Our lawyers said we have to say this:
All Rights belong to: YG performing My N***a (Explicit). ©: Def Jam Recordings, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc.

Lyrics
MY NILLA

I said ya, we white to my mother-lovin' nillas
Most likely we'll retire on a beach with a villa
I've been plankin' outside all day with my nillas
And I ain't goin' in unless I'm with my nillas
My nilla, my nilla
My nilla, my nilla (My muthaf**king nilllas)
My nilla, my nilla (My nilla, my nilla)
My nilla, my nilla

{Verse 1}
First thing first, I love all my nillas
Get the membership, then I involve my nillas
At the country club, let me call my nillas
Play a round of golf, I tweet all my nillas
Some nillas choke, strokes, some nillas putts sink
Got nillas in they socks underneath they crocs, feet stink
What's a nillas back up? we keep our schlongs wrapped up!
Didn't talk back or nana would of slapped us
He talking like he rich, ya, trust fund my nilla
You talking like you sick, wear a face mask, nilla
Sing amazing grace, s**t, that's my nilla
Got a house with a gate, yeah, that's my nilla
Un tucked his first shirt, laughed at my nilla
Yeah, they called me sq**rt grownin' up my nilla
Schmuck, them other nillas cause I clown with my nillas
I cried for my nillas, yuck, them other nillas

{Verse 2}
Just know I'm down with the nillas down for me
I got two words for you, church and family
It was me and my nilla slangin' vitamin C
Then we used to hit a mall and buy everything we see
Me and my tennis club nillas get twisted
Nilla get to sippin', white like gravy on your biscuit
Just know I danced with you the wrong way, my nilla
So when I see you I'm like "Hey, my nilla!"
Price is Right at my place, my nillas
Then a documentary about space my nillas
Me and my nilla ridin' dirty collecting action figures
Who got the Vader? Who got the Yoda? Don't matter, go figure

I said ya, we white to my mother-lovin' nillas
Most likely we'll retire on a beach with a villa
I've been plankin' outside all day with my nillas
And I ain't goin' in unless I'm with my nillas
My nilla, my nilla
My nilla, my nilla (My muthaf**king nilllas)
My nilla, my nilla (White Spice my nilla)
My nilla, my nilla (Danger you're my nilla)

My nilla got cake, my nilla got weight
My nilla hit on me, he the reason I'm straight
My nilla got a loft, my nilla likes to bake
My nilla we cleanin', my nilla grab a rake
And we still pick up chicks, my nilla, my nilla
And I value your friendship, my nilla, my nilla
Let's watch Lilo and Stitch, my nilla, my nilla
And we hate censorship, ain't that right my nilla?
White Spice my nilla and I ain't gon' in, ain't tryna leave my nilla
Shorty seein' me and want to leave with a nilla
But it wasn't enough room 'cause I came with my nillas
My nillas, my nillas
I need a 401k cause I'm prepared, nilla
And I'm all about my business like a suit and tie nilla
I ride for my nillas (Believe that)

I said ya, we white to my mother-lovin' nillas
Most likely we'll retire on a beach with a villa
I've been plankin' outside all day with my nillas
And I ain't goin' in unless I'm with my nillas
My nilla, my nilla
My nilla, my nilla (My muthaf**king nilllas)
My nilla, my nilla (My nilla, my nilla)
My nilla, my nilla

[Outro]
My nilla, my nilla
My nilla, my nilla
My nilla, my nilla
My nilla, my nilla
Yo man you my nilla. I just wanna say I wanna eat you up like a cracker jack, suck on you like a Golden Graham. No homo my nilla. Respect

www.RustyComedy.com
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My N***a
YG
My Krazy Life
Music

Original credit goes to : Rusty Rutherford

09/29/2026

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