09/01/2026
๐๐ ATTENTION, PEASANTS. KING LOUIS IS 5 TODAY! ๐๐
Thatโs right โ your favorite handsome, snorting, snack-demanding Frenchie has officially been blessing this family with my presence for FIVE YEARS. ๐ถ๐โค๏ธ
Itโs been five years of adventures โ chasing deer in the park like I actually have a chance of catching one ๐ฆ, strolling around Midtown like the local celebrity I am, and sleeping with my teddy bear because even linebackers have a soft side. ๐งธโค๏ธ
And yesterday, I kicked off my birthday celebration with a barn hunt chasing rats โ BEST. DAY. EVER. ๐๐ Apparently, Iโve found my calling.
As for treatsโฆI shouldnโt have to ASK. My humans have had five years to learn how to read my mind. Please do better. ๐๐
People call Frenchies โlittle dogs,โ but have you SEEN me?! ๐ช๐ Iโm 50% French Bulldog, 50% defensive tackle, and 100% HANDSOME. Thick neck. Big chest. BEEFY. Basically, a linebacker with paws.
My family says theyโre blessed to have me โ and obviously, they are. ๐ But Iโm pretty lucky to have them too. โค๏ธ
Now Iโll be accepting birthday wishes, belly rubs, steak, treatsโฆand additional treats.
LONG LIVE KING LOUIS! ๐๐ถ๐