Elite Wellness

Elite Wellness Dr. Lambert-Pitt 💖 | 📍Beaumont, TX
Aesthetic & Wellness treatments ✨
💉Fillers • Tox • Skin • Laser • Spa Days
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🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED: KIMBRAH EDITION 🚨They call her Magic Hands for a reason. 🙌🏽😂THE CHARGE: Finding knots you didn’t ev...
08/29/2026

🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED: KIMBRAH EDITION 🚨

They call her Magic Hands for a reason. 🙌🏽😂

THE CHARGE: Finding knots you didn’t even know you had and making stress mysteriously disappear.

Kimbrah has been caught repeatedly turning tight shoulders, tired muscles, and “I carry all my stress right here” into “Wait…why do I feel like a whole new person?”

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Those hands. ✋🏽
KNOWN FOR: Finding the spot without you having to tell her.
EVIDENCE: Looser shoulders, calmer minds, and clients who suddenly need a nap.

When Kimbrah says, “I found it,” just know…she did. 😂

VERDICT: Guilty.
SENTENCE: Continued massage duty at Elite Wellness with no chance of parole.

POV: skincare isn’t just part of the job… it’s a personality trait. 🧴✨Thinking about skincare. Talking about skincare. R...
08/29/2026

POV: skincare isn’t just part of the job… it’s a personality trait. 🧴✨

Thinking about skincare. Talking about skincare. Recommending skincare. Buying skincare.
And yes… we’re probably going to bring it up again. 🤭

Your skin deserves more than a routine—it deserves a plan. 💆🏽‍♀️✨

Come see us at Elite Wellness Medical Spa and let’s build a routine your skin will love. 🤍

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🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED: COURTNEY EDITION 🚨The razor industry would like a word with Courtney. 😂THE CHARGE: Making smooth sk...
08/28/2026

🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED: COURTNEY EDITION 🚨

The razor industry would like a word with Courtney. 😂

THE CHARGE: Making smooth skin a habit and leaving suspiciously less stubble behind.

Armed with a laser and absolutely no sympathy for unwanted hair, Courtney has been caught helping clients say goodbye to the endless shave → stubble → shave again cycle.

SPECIALTY: Laser hair removal
EVIDENCE: Smoother skin and fewer dates with the razor
MOTIVE: Because shaving your bikini line for the rest of your life sounds exhausting. 😂

VERDICT: Guilty.
SENTENCE: Continued laser duty at Elite Wellness.

Book your laser hair removal appointment with Courtney and join the smooth-skin conspiracy. 🔦😂

DR. LAMBERT-PITTTHE FITZPATRICK FELONCHARGE:ZAPPING ALL SKIN HUESWITHOUT DISCRIMINATION 😂CASE NO.:I–VIGUILTY AS CHARGEDH...
08/27/2026

DR. LAMBERT-PITT
THE FITZPATRICK FELON

CHARGE:
ZAPPING ALL SKIN HUES
WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION 😂

CASE NO.:
I–VI

GUILTY AS CHARGED

HEIGHT: 5’11”

WEAPON OF CHOICE:
SCITON JOULE X

KNOWN FOR:
KNOWING YOUR FITZPATRICK
BEFORE SHE KNOWS YOUR NAME 😂

08/26/2026

Now that everyone’s back from vacation and (hopefully) out of the sun… 👀☀️

Let’s talk about those sun spots and how we can help fade the evidence of your summer adventures. ✨

Your skin is ready for a fresh start—and BBL HEROic™ is calling. 💕

📲 Ready to treat your sun damage? Book your appointment at Elite Wellness Med Spa!

🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED: LORI EDITION 🚨Lori has officially been taken into custody for excessive glow production and suspici...
08/26/2026

🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED: LORI EDITION 🚨

Lori has officially been taken into custody for excessive glow production and suspiciously good skin. 😂

The evidence is overwhelming:
✨ Facials that have people checking themselves out in every mirror
✨ Skin so hydrated it’s practically a public disturbance
✨ An unreasonable commitment to the glow
✨ Clients repeatedly returning to the scene of the crime

She claims she was “just doing her job.”

We’re not buying it. 👀

VERDICT: Guilty.
SENTENCE: Continued facial duty at Elite Wellness with absolutely no chance of parole.

🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED: DANI EDITION 🚨Every medspa has that one person quietly keeping the whole operation from becoming a ...
08/25/2026

🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED: DANI EDITION 🚨

Every medspa has that one person quietly keeping the whole operation from becoming a crime scene. 😂

Dani’s charges include:
📅 Making scheduling chaos disappear
📞 Keeping everyone where they’re supposed to be
🩷 Handling approximately 847 things at once
☕ Operating under the influence of caffeine
😇 Somehow still smiling through all of it

She may not be holding the laser or the syringe, but trust us… Elite Wellness would notice VERY quickly if Dani went missing. 😂

VERDICT: Guilty of keeping us organized.
SENTENCE: Life without parole at the front desk. 💀🩷

🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED. 🚨Callie has officially been caught with too many brows on fleek… and apparently, facials were also ...
08/24/2026

🚨 GUILTY AS CHARGED. 🚨

Callie has officially been caught with too many brows on fleek… and apparently, facials were also involved. 😂

Her evidence is everywhere:
✨ Brows shaped to perfection
✨ Skin suspiciously glowing
✨ Clients leaving the treatment room looking a little too good

When Callie gets her hands on your brows or your skin, consider yourself an accomplice.

Verdict: Guilty.
Sentence: More brows. More facials. No chance of rehabilitation. 😂

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2700 Toccoa Road
Beaumont, TX
77703

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 5pm

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+14092255004

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