Sam the NP

10/15/2026

Well, would you look at that. We’re officially on the map. LITERALLY. 📍

I know it’s just a pin on Apple Maps (and now Facebook recognized as a check-in location), but seeing Coasta Vita HRT & Longevity pop up as an actual place you can search for, get directions to, and visit is a pretty surreal feeling.

What started as an idea, a whole lot of late nights, and probably an unreasonable amount of stubbornness is becoming something very real.

There’s still plenty happening behind the scenes before we officially open our doors, but today I’m celebrating this little milestone.

Even if Apple did initially decide I was a naturopath and put my clinic on the opposite side of the parking lot. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

One step closer to welcoming you to Coasta Vita. 🖤

10/14/2026

You can take the millennial out of the early 2000s, but you’ll have to pry OutKast from my COLD. DEAD. HANDS. 💀







Outkast

10/14/2026

I’ll support you so much I’ll make it weird 😘

10/13/2026

10/12/2026

NEW TREATMENT: An experimental belly fat injection slashes dangerous visceral fat by 12% in early human trials.

The drug, called CBL-514, triggers fat cells to self-destruct while leaving surrounding tissue unharmed, according to researchers at the University of Alabama at Birmingham and Caliway Biopharmaceuticals.

Visceral fat, which wraps around internal organs deep inside the abdomen, has been linked to insulin resistance, type 2 diabetes and a stronger association with heart failure risk than BMI alone, according to the American Heart Association.

Full story here https://www.foxnews.com/health/belly-fat-injection-cuts-dangerous-fat-surrounding-organs-12-percent-early-human-trial

10/10/2026

Just know he rage baits me daily and is exactly where he wants to be 🙃

10/08/2026

In his defense, all he wanted was my phone number.

In my defense, he did say “for better or for worse.” 😂

Thanks for helping me bring another one of my crazy ideas to life

09/30/2026

HRTU may be over, but is my suitcase unpacked almost two weeks later?

Bahahaha absolutely not.

In my defense, I came home and went straight back into building mode. Website. Merch. Some very fun packages showing up at my door that I can’t wait to unbox.

And tomorrow I get the keys to Coasta Vita’s first home. 🥹

So yeah. That heavy ass suitcase can wait.

09/30/2026

Keys tomorrow for our new location! We can’t wait to show you the behind the scene as we build ❤️

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