08/31/2026
Half the neighborhood swaps apartments on September 1, and most of it happens on stairs too narrow to turn around on. Movers have been booked solid for weeks, so a lot of you are doing this with two friends and a van.
The box that gets people is never the heavy one. It's the fortieth trip, when your grip is done and you twist through your low back instead of turning your feet. Anyone else already dreading the stairs?