Acorn Anomaly

07/02/2026

Calendula or comfrey? 🪴

☀️Which next salve drop excites you more?

Comment below 👇🏼

07/01/2026

ONE SALVE LEFT

🌿 NOW AVAILABLE! Purple Dead Nettle Salve is Here! 🌿

After weeks of harvesting, infusing, and handcrafting, my Purple Dead Nettle Salve is finally ready!

Each salve is made in small batches with:

🌱 Purple Dead Nettle Infused Olive Oil
🐝 Beeswax
🧈 Cocoa Butter
🌸 Lavender Essential Oil

✨ 2 oz tin
💚 $13 each

Only ✨5 tins✨ are available in this first batch!

Purple dead nettle has been traditionally used to help soothe dry, irritated skin and is a wonderful addition to any natural first aid kit. I love keeping a tin on hand for rough hands, minor scrapes, bug bites, and skin that just needs a little extra love.

📦 Shipping is available, or local pickup in Burlington, NC.

💵 Payment is accepted through Venmo or Cash App to hold your salve.

Comment “MINE” or send me a message to claim yours before they’re gone!

🍃 Disclaimer: This product is handcrafted using natural ingredients and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Statements about traditional herbal uses have not been evaluated by the FDA. For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Consult your healthcare provider before use if you are pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or are taking medications. Keep out of reach of children.

Lauren Lombardo Jeremy Byrnes

06/30/2026

Let’s run to the post office!!!



I don’t own the rights to any music you hear in this video!

06/30/2026

📚✨ It’s finally here.

I’ve been quietly pouring my heart into something behind the scenes… and today I finally get to share it with you.

Introducing The Cozy Creator Planner™. ☕🌿

This isn’t just another planner.

It’s the planner I wish I had when my brain is juggling 47 ideas, my coffee is getting cold, and I’m trying to build a business while homeschooling, creating content, remembering appointments… and wondering where I put my phone. (Usually while it’s in my hand.)

Inside you’ll find thoughtfully designed pages to help you:
🌿 Plan your content
📱 Stay consistent on social media
☕ Organize your ideas
✨ Keep track of goals
📖 Brain dump without the chaos
🤎 Actually enjoy planning again.

Every page was designed from scratch with a cozy cottagecore feel because if I’m going to organize my life, I want it to feel like I’m planning in a little woodland café with coffee, books, wildflowers, and zero stress. 🍄📚

I honestly can’t believe I made this.

If you’ve ever wanted to support my little corner of the internet, this is one of the best ways to do it. Every purchase helps support my family, my homeschooling journey, and yes… the wedding fund. 🥹🤍

🎉 To celebrate the launch, it’s just $11.99 through August 1st! After that, it’ll go up to its regular price, so if you’ve been thinking about grabbing it, now’s the perfect time.

I’ll drop the link in the first comment! 👇

If you pick one up, I’d absolutely love if you’d come back and tell me what you think. Seeing something that started as an idea in my ADHD brain become a real product feels pretty surreal.

Thank you for cheering me on every step of this journey. 🤎🌿☕

Lauren Lombardo Jeremy Byrnes

06/29/2026

🌿 NOW AVAILABLE! Purple Dead Nettle Salve is Here! 🌿

After weeks of harvesting, infusing, and handcrafting, my Purple Dead Nettle Salve is finally ready!

Each salve is made in small batches with:

🌱 Purple Dead Nettle Infused Olive Oil
🐝 Beeswax
🧈 Cocoa Butter
🌸 Lavender Essential Oil

✨ 2 oz tin
💚 $13 each

Only ✨5 tins✨ are available in this first batch!

Purple dead nettle has been traditionally used to help soothe dry, irritated skin and is a wonderful addition to any natural first aid kit. I love keeping a tin on hand for rough hands, minor scrapes, bug bites, and skin that just needs a little extra love.

📦 Shipping is available, or local pickup in Burlington, NC.

💵 Payment is accepted through Venmo or Cash App to hold your salve.

Comment “MINE” or send me a message to claim yours before they’re gone!

🍃 Disclaimer: This product is handcrafted using natural ingredients and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Statements about traditional herbal uses have not been evaluated by the FDA. For external use only. Avoid contact with eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Consult your healthcare provider before use if you are pregnant, nursing, have a medical condition, or are taking medications. Keep out of reach of children.

Lauren Lombardo Jeremy Byrnes

06/29/2026

🌶️🔥 THEY’RE BACK… AND THEY CAME TO START PROBLEMS. 🔥🌶️

Jeremy’s latest batch of hot sauces is officially ready, and if you know… you KNOW. These always disappear faster than we expect!

🌶️ Byrnes Exploding Hot Sauce
💥 A flavorful cayenne pepper hot sauce with a nice, mild kick. Perfect if you like heat that adds flavor without melting your taste buds.

🔥 Armageddon Sauce
☠️ Made with Armageddon peppers for those who laugh in the face of “extra spicy.” This one brings serious fire. Not for the faint of heart!

💲 $10 per bottle
📦 Shipping available (shipping cost added)
💸 Payment required to claim
We accept Venmo or Cash App to hold your bottles.

👇 To claim yours:
Comment “Exploding” or “Armageddon” (or both 😈), and we’ll message you with payment details.

⚠️ Fair warning… once these are gone, they’re gone until the next batch. If you’ve been waiting, this is your chance! 🌶️🔥

Jeremy Byrnes Lauren Lombardo

06/28/2026

Stay tuned we have some exciting small batch, homemade goodies coming your way! Dropping tomorrow!