Total Rejuvenation

10/22/2026

No phone. No noise. No gravity, almost.

Our float suites hold more than 1,200 lbs of Epsom salt, so you lie back and simply stay on the surface. Sound and light fade out, the water matches your skin temperature, and for up to 90 minutes there is nothing to do but breathe.

First time? Every suite is private, with shower products, towels and earplugs ready for you.

Book your float: https://totalrejuvenation.floathelm.com/booking

10/21/2026

Only 3 spots remain!!! Grab yours now!

10/03/2026

Tickets for the December 5, 2:30-3:30 Salt Cave Nidra by Everybody Bend Yoga & The Nest Retreat House at Total Rejuvenation are selling fast! There are now ONLY FOUR SPACES LEFT…Check out www.everybodybend.com > Events then Services to register today!

Tickets for the December 5, 2:30-3:30 Salt Cave Nidra Rejuvenation are selling fast! There are now ONLY FOUR SPACES LEFT. If any of the following words resonate with you - because this is what Salt Cave Nidra can do and feel like - reserve your spot today: Warm. Cozy. Glow. Heal. Refresh. Relax. Reset. Rest. Comfort. Care. Ease.

10/01/2026

What a great event! Thank you The MAC - Midwest Athletic Club, for this opportunity!

09/25/2026

Did you know that if you can’t make one of the scheduled Salt Cave Nidra dates with Everybody Bend Yoga & The Nest Retreat House at Total Rejuvenation you can request a private experience? Details below!

Did you know that if you can’t make one of the scheduled Salt Cave Nidra dates Rejuvenation, you can request a private experience? Gather your closest friends and family, send me several dates/times that might work (one hour for the experience), and we’ll go from there. Minimum 5 people to run a provate event - maximum 8 people. Weekdays and weekends are open based on salt cave availability. The cost is the same as a standard experience - $35/pp plus 4% processing fee. Email [email protected] to discuss options.

09/24/2026

Check out this amazing class being held in partnership with Everybody Bend Yoga & The Nest Retreat House! There are four spaces left for the October 10 Salt Cave Nidra Rejuvenation. The bliss begins at 2:30p. Grab your tickets now. Early bird pricing ends Sept. 26.

09/18/2026

We’re so excited about this class and our partnership with The MAC - Midwest Athletic Club! 🙌

And the best part? It’s open to the public! 🎉

We’re also offering our Cold Plunge and Normatec therapies at deep discounts to give everyone attending a truly “Total Rejuvenating” experience! 💚

It’s going to be such a fun way to get together, move your body, and then take some time to relax and recharge.

Register now—we’d love to see you there! 🙌

09/02/2026

After nine and a half incredible years, I've sold Total Rejuvenation and I couldn't have asked for a better person to hand it to than Miranda.

Miranda has been a client of Total Rejuvenation for more than six years, so she already understands what makes this place special. She knows the services, she knows the experience we strive to provide, and most importantly, she understands the value of helping people take time for themselves.

I’m confident that she will take everything that has made Total Rejuvenation what it is today and build on it in ways I don't think I could have.

To our amazing clients: thank you for your support, loyalty, and trust over the years. It has meant more than I can put into words.

I'll be here through the end of September to help with the transition, and I'd love to see as many of you as I can before I go.

Please join me in welcoming Miranda as the new owner of Total Rejuvenation and supporting her as she begins this exciting new chapter.

Josh

05/28/2026

We still have a couple spots left in our June 13th Salt Cave Nidra hosted by Everybody Bend Yoga & The Nest Retreat House. Booking link in comments.

June 13 - Salt Cave Nidra Rejuvenation.
The relaxation begins at 2:30. Please arrive by 2:15 to get checked in and settled down. Early bird pricing ends May 30. Six spaces remain. Link in comments.