Knott Your Average Massage

05/30/2026

05/14/2026

Dear clients,

I want to take a moment to sincerely thank everyone for your patience, understanding, and grace this week.

Due to an urgent family matter, I have had to move several appointments into next week. I know your time matters, and I truly apologize for the inconvenience this has caused.

If your appointment was affected, please send me a few days and times that work best for you next week, and I will get you rescheduled as soon as possible.

As a thank-you for your patience, I will be adding a complimentary 15-minute upgrade to rescheduled appointments that were affected by this week’s changes.

Thank you for continuing to support Knott Your Average Massage LLC. I appreciate every one of you more than you know, especially during a difficult week.

With gratitude,
Candace
Knott Your Average Massage LLC

05/10/2026

Today I’m holding space for moms, bonus moms, single moms, moms-to-be, those who’ve lost mothers or children, those healing from pregnancy loss, and everyone who nurtures others with love.
You are seen. You matter. You deserve care, too.

If you need a moment to exhale, I’ve got you. 🌿✨
📍1111 E. Lincolnway Suite #106, Cheyenne
📞 307-421-0044
🔗 Book: knottyouraveragemassagellc.setmore.com

05/08/2026

This series helps explain the journey from inflamed, constricted, and dehydrated fascia to healthier, more supported flow.

Many people struggle with swelling, puffiness, heaviness, bloating, inflammation, and tension without realizing how connected fascia and lymphatic flow can be.

Your body is not broken. Sometimes it just needs the right support, gentle care, and consistency.

If you’ve been feeling stuck in your body, this is your reminder that healing is possible. 💜
Knott Your Average Massage

05/06/2026

✨ Lymphatic Drainage Education Series (Swipe/Save) ✨
Did you know it’s normal to feel different after a lymphatic session?

Some people notice:
💧 increased urination
😴 deep sleepiness
💛 emotional release
🌿 less puffiness / lighter body
🤧 sinus or skin shifts

Your body is doing what it’s designed to do — restore flow, release congestion, and calm the nervous system.
If you’re dealing with swelling, inflammation, heaviness, headaches, or sinus pressure, let’s talk.

📍 Knott Your Average Massage — Cheyenne, WY
📲 Call/Text: 307-421-0044
🔗 Book: in bio

05/05/2026

🎁 Gift cards are available too!

Perfect for Mother’s Day, birthdays, thank-you gifts, or when you know she needs a massage but you also know scheduling humans is apparently an Olympic sport.

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Mother’s Day special is good all month long. Prepay now, book later. 💜

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05/05/2026

💜 Happy Mother’s Day from Knott Your Average Massage 💜

Moms, bonus moms, grandmas, aunties, caregivers, and the women who hold everything together deserve to feel cared for too.

This Mother’s Day offer is available all month long. You do not have to book on Mother’s Day. You can prepay now and schedule your session when it works best for you, because apparently calendars exist to personally test everyone’s patience.

Give yourself, or someone you love, the gift of rest, relief, and renewal.

✨ Prepay now
✨ Offer good all month
✨ Scan the QR code to book your next appointment
✨ Therapeutic massage, lymphatic drainage, chronic pain support, and body reset care available

📍 Knott Your Average Massage
1111 E. Lincoln Way Suite #106
Cheyenne, WY 82001
📲 Call/Text: 307-421-0044
🔗 Book online: knottyouraveragemassagellc.setmore.com

Know Your Worth. Feel Your Best. 💜

05/05/2026

💜 Happy Mother’s Day from Knott Your Average Massage 💜

Moms, bonus moms, grandmas, aunties, caregivers, and the women who hold everything together deserve to feel cared for too.

This Mother’s Day offer is available all month long. You do not have to book on Mother’s Day. You can prepay now and schedule your session when it works best for you, because apparently calendars exist to personally test everyone’s patience.

Give yourself, or someone you love, the gift of rest, relief, and renewal.

✨ Prepay now
✨ Offer good all month
✨ Scan the QR code to book your next appointment
✨ Therapeutic massage, lymphatic drainage, chronic pain support, and body reset care available

📍 Knott Your Average Massage
1111 E. Lincoln Way Suite #106
Cheyenne, WY 82001
📲 Call/Text: 307-421-0044
🔗 Book online: knottyouraveragemassagellc.setmore.com

Know Your Worth. Feel Your Best. 💜