10/20/2026
🚨 CLEOPATRA IS BACK! UNFORTUNATELY, HUMAN INTELLIGENCE ISN’T! 🐒👑😂
Welcome to THE PIPPIN PODCAST, where a monkey interviews Cleopatra and a seven-pound Pomeranian is apparently the only creature with a functioning brain.
Today’s episode: PAST LIFE REGRESSION — THE GREAT REINCARNATION SCAM!
Have you noticed that everyone was Cleopatra, Napoleon, an Egyptian princess, or a Roman emperor in a previous life?
Apparently, nobody was an unemployed peasant cleaning horse manure in 1427. Fascinating! 😂
Here’s how the trick works.
The hypnotist asks you to relax, close your eyes, and imagine walking through a mysterious door.
“What are you wearing?”
“Sandals.”
“Interesting! Are you somewhere warm? Perhaps Egypt?”
Suddenly you’re surrounded by pyramids, golden necklaces, and servants waving palm leaves.
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU’RE CLEOPATRA!
And your credit card has just been reincarnated into a $300 payment. 💳
What actually happened? Your brain imagined, associated, and reconstructed a story, encouraged by leading questions and expectations.
Psychologists call some of these mechanisms suggestibility, source-monitoring errors, and false-memory formation.
Hypnosis can make imaginary experiences feel astonishingly real. IT CANNOT PROVE YOU LIVED 2,000 YEARS AGO!
Believe in reincarnation? Wonderful. That’s your spiritual belief.
But selling an imaginary journey as scientifically verified history?
THAT’S BU****IT WITH A PAYMENT PLAN! 😂
As a clinical hypnotist, I respect the extraordinary abilities of the human imagination. I simply refuse to confuse imagination with evidence.
Meanwhile, our Internet monkey proudly announces that hypnosis proves his guest was Cleopatra.
Pippin delivers the verdict:
🐶 “THE ONLY THING THAT’S PAST IS HUMAN INTELLIGENCE!”
Two thousand years of civilization, and apparently we still need a Pomeranian to explain common sense.
Mike G. Bianco
The Hypnotist of NYC & Chicago