Leanne's Avon Store

11/27/2009

Your Avon lady is tired from waking up early to fight Wal-Mart patrons for towels--but not too tired to tell you that this weekend you can get free shipping on her website--on ANY SIZE ORDER. Just enter the code: WOW2009.

AVON Representative LEANNE KUTZER serving the Chicago, IL area

11/25/2009

Placing the campaign 25 Avon order soon! Don't miss out on the great Christmas deals! Sorry if this is an uninspired update--your Avon lady got hit on the head and taken to a Mary Kay recruitment night. Won't they ever learn? She's still trying to recover.

11/23/2009

Your Avon lady isn't sure what more she can do to win your love besides believe in you...Only 3 more days to place your order for Campaign 25!

11/22/2009

Apparently your Avon lady has been listening to too much gansta' rap. She can't afford anything better...please order your Christmas gifts from her before she puts a rolly on her arm and starts pouring Chandon...

11/22/2009

Yo, check it out--genuine diamond bling on a $9.99 watch. That's over 66% off dawg! Give your shawty some icing this Christmas!

11/19/2009

Forget my two front teeth, all I want for Christmas is Avon! Check out the great deals today!

11/11/2009

There's trouble in River City--Trouble with a capital "T" which comes after "S," and if you put an "S" in front of Avon, it would be "Savon." So savon your Avon today! Ha cha cha. *Dances away*

11/09/2009

Your Avon Lady has a headache today and requests you quietly place your orders soon so that she can buy some off-brand Tylenol.

11/06/2009

Ok ok ok--Avon orders are due by the 11th (not the end of the week). Your Avon lady has been huffing too many perfume samples. The new perfume In Bloom by Reese Witherspoon is particularly intoxicating.

11/04/2009

Do you want someone to love you for the person you are inside? Well that's probably not gonna happen because you are unattractive. Avon will help with that. Submit your orders by the end of the week!

11/03/2009

It appears as if the next order is due by the end of this week! Side note: the cat helped me type this update. Next we are going to test out the new pre-made eyeshadow sheets we got in the shipment today! Kitty seems to look good in soft taupe.

11/03/2009

For the people who have everything (and for which you resent them deeply): Buy them a color changing Harley Davidson mug for Christmas! Apparently the "fiery" accents appear before their very eyes...if only the flames would engulf their gorgeous homes too...that would be the best present ever!

Add your favorite warm beverage to this unique, 11 oz. mug and watch its “fiery” accents appear right before your eyes. A must-have for any serious hog. 3" H. NOT microwave or dishwasher safe. Hand wash only. Ceramic.© 2008 H-D, All Rights Reserved.