10/18/2026
💋🎃🖤 BITCHY WITCHY: THE FINAL HAUNT 🖤🎃💋
Hosted by the fabulous Crystal Miller, with amazing, delicious soul food brought to you by me Heather Shelton🍗🧙♀️✨
Our LAST Bitchy Witchy of the year is bringing the dearly departed, the legendary, and the downright dramatic together for one hell of a Halloween celebration! 👻💋
This year, we’re paying homage to the icons who left their mark on the world, with a little Dolly Parton glamour, a little Tim Curry chaos, and a whole lot of witchy attitude. 💅🏻🖤
And I KNOW one of you bi***es is gonna show up as MICHAEL JACKSON HIMSELF! 😂🕺🏽 The moonwalk BETTER be on point! I cannot WAIT to see what y’all come up with! 🤣🙌
And you KNOW I couldn’t show up without bringing some kitchen magic to the table. Soul food, a little autumn harvest, and names with just the right amount of disrespect. 😈🍂
🍗 Jolene’s Last Call Chicken Chunks
🎃 Magenta’s Midnight Afterlife Quinoa
🥔 Riff Raff’s Revenge Potatoes
🥕 Columbia’s Damn Good Dead-icated Carrots
🌽 Dolly’s Heaven-Sent Honey Cornbread
✨ GONE BUT NEVER BASIC. ✨
Here’s to Crystal for bringing us together, to the icons who made history, to the legends we’ll never forget, and to everyone keeping their spirits alive in the most fabulous way possible.
One last Bitchy Witchy of the year, y’all! Let’s make it a good one. 🖤🎃💋
And remember: come hungry, come dressed to impress, and PLEASE leave your boring ass at home. 😂💀
🖤💋🎃
