09/03/2026
Asked ChatGPT to write an unhinged bio about me. Thanks Sara for the awesome ideađ¤Łđ¤Ł
âDr. Carolina Praderio: professionally responsible, personally questionable.
Board-certified OB-GYN. Menopause whisperer. Med-spa overlord. Mother of two. Recovering perfectionist. Occasional w**e enthusiast. Full-time overthinker.
I spend my days discussing estrogen, testosterone, pelvic floors, va**nal rejuvenation, injectables, lasers, peptides, GLP-1s, and why everyone needs SPFâthen go home and immediately Google something wildly unrelated at 11:47 PM.
I built a solo gynecology practice, somehow added an entire med spa to it, bought enough high-tech equipment to qualify as a small NASA facility, and routinely wake up with a new business idea before my coffee has kicked in.
I have opinions about everything: hormones, skincare, breast implants, restaurant menus, marketing, supplements, facial anatomy, and whether brown miso can substitute for white miso. (It can. I checked.)
I am simultaneously trying to grow a business, raise children, maintain a marriage, optimize my hormones, fix my skin, hire competent humans, understand TikTok, and decide exactly how many cubic centimeters of silicone constitute ânatural but better.â
I donât believe in doing anything halfway.
If Iâm going to have a midlife crisis, itâs going to have a medical license, a treatment menu, excellent lighting, and a fu***ng good moisturizer.
Basically: 50 years old, 27 tabs open, zero chill, excellent credentials.â