06/28/2024
Thank you! For all the lovely birthday wishes!! I’d also like to thank Botox for all of the way too low age guesses these past years. I’d like to thank god for bringing Botox into existence… and all of my lovely Botox patients for keeping me in business. 😉
I never thought I’d be single without kids in my *ahem* 30’s. But, as a wise old post-surgical patient once told me, thoroughly hopped up on pain meds..
“Roses are red.. violets are blue.. vodka costs less.. than dinner for two.” 😂
I’ll be on the east side tonight, by show of force, so come hollar if you’re in the area!
