Pink Flamingo

09/09/2026

🦩💗 841. TEAS. IN. ONE. DAY. 💗🦩

We’re going to need a minute to process this one… because our FLAMINGO FLOCK SHOWED UP TODAY! 🤯🔥

841 TEAS WENT OUT THE DOOR TODAY!

Eight. Hundred. Forty. One. 😳

We mixed.
We shook.
We packed.
We delivered.
We probably forgot what sitting down feels like. 😂

But seriously… YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING AMAZING. 🦩💗

Every single order, every dry tea you stocked up on, every person who stopped in, every delivery, every share, every recommendation… YOU made today happen.

We say it all the time, but our Flamingo Flock is something special. You continue to support our little business in a HUGE way, and seeing 841 teas go out our doors today is absolutely INSANE.

And you know what makes it even better?

Those 841 teas went out at Pink Flamingo prices. 😉🦩
Because apparently you CAN sell a dang good loaded tea without requiring people to take out a small personal loan. 😂

From Megan, Jeff, and Kinzi the Pink Flamingo crew…

THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 💗🩵💜

🦩 841 TEAS. ONE DAY. ONE AMAZING FLAMINGO FLOCK. 🦩

We appreciate the heck out of every single one of you! 💗

09/08/2026

It’s $2 Tuesday!

$2 OFF EVERY TEA!
Cakesickles are stocked
Dirty Soda Kits
Halloween Teas

What are you grabbing?

09/07/2026

🚨🦩 $2 TUESDAY IS TOMORROW… AND LET’S TALK ABOUT THAT PRICE. 🦩🚨

We’re BACK from the long holiday weekend and ready to see everyone! But more importantly…

💥 A LARGE LOADED TEA STARTS AT JUST $2.50 TOMORROW! 💥

Yep. STARTING AT $2.50 FOR A LARGE! 😳

🚨 JUST TO BE CRYSTAL CLEAR: 🚨
$2 TUESDAY MEANS $2 OFF EACH TEA.
It does NOT mean every tea costs $2. 😂

Our regular loaded teas start at $4.50, so tomorrow they START AT JUST $2.50! Different teas and add-ons may cost more.

👀 And that “other” place?

😉They can copy a lot of things… but they CAN’T BEAT OUR PRICES. 💅🦩

⁉️Why pay DOUBLE, TRIPLE or QUADRUPLE (and sometimes even more than that) when you can come to 🦩Pink Flamingo🦩 and get a LARGE loaded tea starting at $2.50 tomorrow?!

And Tuesday isn’t just the day to grab your favorite tea. It’s the PERFECT day to STOCK UP ON DRY TEAS! 🙌

Keep them at home, at work, in your bag, wherever. Then when we’re closed or you can’t make it in, you’ve still got your Pink Flamingo fix ready to go!

🚨 DON’T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING TO ORDER! 🚨

📲 SEND YOUR ORDER IN NOW and avoid the Tuesday rush!

🚗💨 FREE DELIVERY TO ELWOOD & WATHENA!

🔥 $2 OFF EACH TEA
🔥 LARGE TEAS STARTING AT $2.50
🔥 STOCK UP ON DRY TEAS
🔥 FREE DELIVERY TO ELWOOD & WATHENA

🦩 Pink Flamingo — because paying more for your caffeine doesn’t make it better or healthier! 💁‍♀️

GET THOSE ORDERS IN NOW!

09/04/2026

🚨🦩 PLEASE REMAIN CALM. PINK FLAMINGO IS STILL FUNCTIONING. 🦩🚨

Megan is currently at home fighting for her damn life. 🤒💀

Is she actually dying? Probably not.

Does she FEEL like she’s dying?

ABSOLUTELY.

She has already mentally divided up her belongings, planned her funeral and accepted that this may be the end. 😂

Meanwhile, Jeff & Kinzi are at Pink Flamingo UNSUPERVISED. 😳

That’s right.

Megan is down.
The inmates are running the asylum.
And somehow they’re STILL making teas, food, coffee, dirty sodas and everything else you people require to function. 😂

So GET YOUR BUTTS TO PINK FLAMINGO TODAY and keep Jeff & Kinzi busy!

🦩 Get a loaded tea.
🍔 Grab some food.
☕ Order a coffee.
🍰 Eat something sweet.

And maybe send a tiny thought toward Megan, who is currently wrapped in a blanket looking like a Victorian child who won’t survive the winter. 💀😂

📍 702 Roseport Road • Elwood, KS

PINK FLAMINGO IS OPEN.
MEGAN IS NOT. 🤣🦩

Jeff & Kinzi have got this.

Probably.

Godspeed to everyone involved. 😂

09/04/2026

🚨🦩 IT’S FRIDAY… SO YOU BETTER RUN TO PINK FLAMINGO! 🦩🚨

And when we say RUN, we mean it. 🏃‍♀️💨

Pink Flamingo will be CLOSED SATURDAY & MONDAY for Labor Day, which means TODAY & FRIDAY are your days to STOCK UP!

Loaded teas? GET ’EM.
Dry teas for the long weekend? STOCKPILE ’EM.
Ice cream, cakesickles & treats? GRAB ’EM.
Caffeine so you don’t have to spend the weekend questioning your will to live? ABSOLUTELY. 😂

Do NOT wait until Saturday and pull into our parking lot like 👁️👄👁️ wondering why the lights are off.

WE WARNED YOU. 🤣

🏃‍♀️💨 RUN TO PINK FLAMINGO TODAY!
We’re open Friday, then we’re disappearing for the holiday weekend like responsible adults who finally remembered we’re allowed to take days off. 😎🦩

📍 702 Roseport Road • Elwood, KS
📱 816-951-2545

GET LOADED BEFORE LABOR DAY! 🦩🔥

09/03/2026

🚨🦩 IT’S THURSDAY… SO YOU BETTER RUN TO PINK FLAMINGO! 🦩🚨

And when we say RUN, we mean it. 🏃‍♀️💨

Pink Flamingo will be CLOSED SATURDAY & MONDAY for Labor Day, which means TODAY & FRIDAY are your days to STOCK UP!

Loaded teas? GET ’EM.
Dry teas for the long weekend? STOCKPILE ’EM.
Ice cream, cakesickles & treats? GRAB ’EM.
Caffeine so you don’t have to spend the weekend questioning your will to live? ABSOLUTELY. 😂

Do NOT wait until Saturday and pull into our parking lot like 👁️👄👁️ wondering why the lights are off.

WE WARNED YOU. 🤣

🏃‍♀️💨 RUN TO PINK FLAMINGO TODAY!
We’re open Thursday & Friday, then we’re disappearing for the holiday weekend like responsible adults who finally remembered we’re allowed to take days off. 😎🦩

📍 702 Roseport Road • Elwood, KS
📱 816-951-2545

GET LOADED BEFORE LABOR DAY! 🦩🔥

09/02/2026

🏃‍♂️🦩 LINCOLN HAS SPOKEN. 🦩🏃‍♂️

And apparently he’s running the place now. 😂

Lincoln says EVERYONE needs to RUN to Pink Flamingo!
Not walk. Not “maybe later.” RUN. 💨

Grab a loaded tea, dirty soda, Dirty Bull, coffee, cakesickle, ice cream… whatever makes your little heart happy. Lincoln clearly has excellent taste. 😎

🦩 Pink Flamingo
📍 702 Roseport Rd., Elwood, KS

If Lincoln can make it here, so can you. 😂🩷

09/02/2026

🚨 FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK: QUIT. OVERPAYING. FOR. LOADED. TEAS. 🚨

If you’re handing over $10, $12 or $15 for a loaded tea, at this point we have questions. 😂

Our 32oz Halloween Loaded Teas are $5.

Yep. FIVE DOLLARS.

👻 Ghost Rider is the bougie one at $6.

And they ALL have:

⚡ 298mg caffeine
🔥 4 calories
💪 1 carb
🚫 ZERO sugar

So what exactly are y’all paying extra for elsewhere?
The cup? The ice? The privilege of being overcharged? 💀

Stop acting like a loaded tea needs a financing plan.

$5. 32oz. 298mg caffeine.

Quit overpaying.

🦩 GET LOADED AT PINK FLAMINGO.

09/02/2026

🥟🍓✨ MYSTERY DUMPLINGS HAVE ARRIVED AT PINK FLAMINGO! ✨🍓🥟

Meet our brand-new STRAWBERRY Mystery Dumpling Cake Pops! 💕🍰

Each adorable little dumpling is strawberry flavored, comes tucked inside its OWN MINI STEAMER, and you won’t know which color you got until you open it! 👀🌈

But hiding somewhere in the bunch is one VERY special dumpling…

✨🥟 THE GOLD GLITTER MYSTERY DUMPLING! 🥟✨

🏆 Find the GOLD GLITTER DUMPLING and you WIN a $5 Pink Flamingo Gift Card! 🦩💵

And because apparently we live in a time where we have to clarify this… 😂

📸 YES, THESE ARE OUR ACTUAL PICTURES!
These are the REAL Mystery Dumpling Cake Pops made right here at Pink Flamingo, not AI-generated pictures. They really are this stinkin’ cute. 🥹🥟💕

🍓 Strawberry flavored
🥟 Handmade at Pink Flamingo
🎁 Comes in its own mini steamer
🌈 Mystery color inside
✨ Find the GOLD GLITTER dumpling
💵 Win a $5 Pink Flamingo Gift Card!

It’s basically a mystery blind bag, except you get to eat it. Clearly humanity has finally improved upon something. 😂

📍 Pink Flamingo | 702 Roseport Road, Elwood, KS

🥟🦩 Come pick your Mystery Dumpling and see who finds the GOLD! ✨

09/02/2026