12/18/2016
FAQs
What is a bidet?
It is a bathroom fixture that sprays water onto your bottom and makes it super clean.
Why a bidet?
If a bird p**ped on your arm would you rather wipe it off or wash it off.
Can the bidet work to wash my lady parts?
The bidet is as much a vag spa as it is a butt spa. It’s great for staying fresh during your period or for washing up pre and post s*x. If you’re thinking, “Hmm, so this bidet is spraying water up onto my butt, so wouldn’t that p**p water get in my vagina?”
Well, we have seen time and time again that this magical splash is an effective way to remove f***l matter and even prevent UTIs.
Our super smart doctor friend John Cluley, M.D. says that, “any trivial amount of bacteria the urethra is exposed to as a result of using a bidet is far outweighed by the improved hygiene you have by using the bidet in the first place,” - AKA washing with water is the only way to shoo that poo.
What if I move? Can I remove and reattach the bidet?
Yep, no problem. We can show you how to do it during the installation. Otherwise the next tenants will be pleasantly surprised.
