07/27/2026
I finally finished it. Spoiler alert. It's an extended essay on someone's perspective on Dumbledore and his FU**ED UP MANIPULATION OF THE ENTIRE SOCIETY IN WHICH HE LIVED. It leaves out obvious things like how Dumbledore was originally trying to get those damn hallows for himself. Stop lying to yourselves, people! You know deep in your heart he was trying to be immortal.
We know that's what he was doing.
Just like w they destroyed the sorcerer s stone end of book one but they couldn't do that when he knew it was.gonna be stolen.
No, this man put a.man eating dog in an accessible floor and basically dared a bunch of teenagers to go look.
I don't know maybe British teens are different but if you told a bunch of American highschool kids, "The right hand corridor on the third floor is off limits to anyone who (doesn't wanna be ripped to shreds.) I paraphrased because I don't remember the exact quote but dude.
Say that s**t to American highschool kids.
Mortality rate week one's gonna be at least 5% of the school. Minimum. The second he said it all those murmurs were kids daring each other to do it that fu***ng night. Don't pretend they weren't. Fred and George were the first two in that bitch - we all KNOW that. Please. They checked that map for that corridor and saw the name, "Fluffy," and were like, "Shiiiiiit we got this!"
The book defends this man left and right but mother fu**er - he sure as f**k didn't care about those kids when he put that dog over that door! I have a TON of opinions on this subject.
Let's continue in the comments! Doesn't matter if you read this particular book just have to know some of Dumbledore's really f**ked up, dangerous and, ya know, PSYCHOTIC decisions over the course of the last idk AT LEAST 18 years of his life and maybe about a year or two after his fu***ng death this genius monster! 😂
If you want to hear more of my opinions on this let's hit the comments. Got a specific incident in any of the books you wanna see me rant on hit the comments..share this s**t.
Anyone wanna discuss we can do that too! Let's go!
~Cosmicjoke~