Total Health

06/22/2026

Archie’s are “in bloom“ at Total Health. Stop by any day of the week to “pick” your pair! 🌺 Open Monday through Friday. These orthotic flip-flops and slides are top notch, just ask my feet! 

06/15/2026

🍋 Do you plan on being thirsty tomorrow between 10-11 am? Well Rip and Titus certainly hope so! 🍋
The cutest little lemonade baristas this side of Patterson Creek will have a stand set up in the parking lot of Total Health between Dr. Russell Tritapoe’s Dental office and Wayne’s Meats in Fort Ashby! TOMORROW,
Tuesday June 16th from 10-11am. Half of the proceeds will be donated locally by the boys and the other half they’re likely going to take and support the Mineral County Fair this week! We’d love to see you and have the youngins pour you a refreshing cup of LEMONADE! 🥤

06/12/2026

Total Health is about to launch a new service in the coming weeks. Stay tuned and drop a guess at what you think it might be in the comments below! 👀

04/16/2026

10:30 TAKEN. 1 pm still available! (I knew they wouldn’t last long. Call in 304-999-2027 to snag the afternoon slot.

EXTREMELY rare occurrence today, ANGIE has not 1 but 2 massage openings due to cancellations.
10:30 am: NOW TAKEN
1:00 pm: 30 or 60 minutes available!
Call 304-999-2027 to book! These will not last long, but could be YOURS today! You deserve it! ☀️

04/16/2026

EXTREMELY rare occurrence today, ANGIE has not 1 but 2 massage openings due to cancellations.
10:30 am: NOW TAKEN
1:00 pm: 30 or 60 minutes available!
Call 304-999-2027 to book! These will not last long, but could be YOURS today! You deserve it! ☀️