05/28/2026
🚨 THIS IS YOUR SIGN TO CANCEL YOUR BORING SATURDAY PLANS 🚨
Okay babes. Our BIGGEST event of the year is happening THIS SATURDAY, May 30th from 12PM to 3PM and honestly… it’s getting dangerously close to full capacity. 😵💫
The BTL Wellness Bus is pulling up.
Yes. AN ACTUAL BUS.
And she is loaded with all the goodies.
We’re talking:
✨ Live treatment demos you can experience
✨ Open bar
✨ Event specials
✨ Raffles
✨ Good vibes
✨ Hot people making responsible financial decisions on aesthetics
If you’ve been thinking about:
“Maybe I should finally try EMFACE…”
“Maybe I need Emsculpt…”
“Maybe my stress needs Exomind and a margarita…”
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT.
Our team will be there answering questions, hyping you up, and enabling your glow-up in the most medically professional way possible. 🫶
And let me just say this lovingly:
If you wait until Saturday morning to RSVP… you are playing a dangerous game.
We are ALMOST AT CAPACITY.
So grab your bestie, your neighbor, your situationship, your emotional support coworker, WHATEVER… and get yourself here.
Saturday. May 30th.
12 to 3 PM.
At Epion.
Come for the cocktails.
Stay for the collagen.
Leave financially irresponsible but HOTTER. 💉
