BOINK LLC

08/30/2026

🌈 GOOD SUNDAY MORNING, YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE RAYS OF SUNSHINE! 🌈

September is creeping around the corner, and apparently Isis looked at the calendar and thought, “You know what this needs? MORE THINGS.” 😂

So buckle up, check your calendar, charge your social battery, and maybe stretch something that hasn’t been stretched lately. We’ve got a whole month of classes, workshops, discussions, munches, games, rope, yoga, creativity, and general community fabulousness lined up for you!

📅 SEPTEMBER LINEUP

🧵 September 1 | Stitch & Bitch with Isis
🌈 September 4 | Rainbow Showcase with Sabrina LaStrain - Grotesque
🖋️ September 8 | Ink, Kink & Drink with Isis
🪢 September 11 | Unraveling Sh***ri with Hobbes
🪢 September 12 | Hojo Logic & Harnesses Invention with Fuoco & Demo
🧘 September 13 | Ma*****st Yoga with Dein
📍 September 15 | Holyoke Munch & Tie with Em-Jay
💬 September 16 | Practical Polyamory with Jennifer R.
🖤 September 18 | Marked Without Ink with Isis
🪢 September 19 | Rope 101 & Rope 102 with Isis & Cat
🎲 September 22 | Crit Happens Game Night
💬 September 23 | Poly CNM Discussion Group with Jennifer R.
❓ September 24 | Ask Us with Isis & Em-Jay
🪢 September 25 | DIY Dangling with Isis & Fiber
💕 September 26 | Swipe Right IRL Poly Speed Dating with Goddess Pyra
🔥 September 26 | Get A Taste Kinky Sampler with Isis & Em-Jay
🧘 September 27 | Ma*****stic Yoga with Dein
📍 September 27 | Sturbridge Munch & Tie with Isis & Lass

Basically, September said “I hope you like having plans.” 😈

Whether you’re here to learn, laugh, connect, create, discuss, stretch, tie things up, untie things, or simply emerge from your house and remember that other humans exist... we’ve got something for you.

📆 Save the dates.
👯 Bring your people.
🧠 Bring your curiosity.
🪢 Bring your rope when appropriate.
☕ Bring your emotional support beverage.

September is going to be busy. We might as well have fun with it. 💜

~Em-Jay

07/28/2026

Hey all!
Guess August is knocking on our door. Before I forget here is the current August calendar & line up of events. Please be sure to check the dates as some things appear to have changed from their usual date and time.

07/03/2026

End of the second quarter, look at all the love!
We appreciate all of you!

07/01/2026

Here's the second half of the post!

All information is on our website!
www.boink-ed.com/event

07/01/2026

We have so many events happening this month that I had to split the post up into two different posts!

For all information check out our website at
www.boink-ed.com/event

06/22/2026

06/13/2026

06/01/2026

Good morning! Apparently June showed up, clocked in, and immediately called out sick. Whoever ordered this weather clearly clicked the wrong button.

That said, June is absolutely packed, and Isis has once again looked at a calendar and said, "What if we filled every available square?"

Here's what's coming up:

🧵 6/2 – Stitch & Bitch

🎲 6/3 – Demystifying Dungeons with Kim

💃 6/4 – Undulate & Unbutton: Burlesque Meets Belly Dance with Mariana Waves

🔥 6/5–6/7 – This Is Your Edge: A Weekend with Devyn Stone

💻 6/10 – Designer Relationships with Jennifer (Virtual)

🪢 6/12 – TK's & You with Fiber

💃 6/13 – The Art of the Dance Part II with Raiden

🚨 6/14 – The day we apparently decided sleep was optional:
• 1 PM – Ma*****st Yoga with Dein
• 4 PM – Rope 101 & Rope 102 with Isis

🪢 6/16 – Holyoke Munch & Tie with Em-Jay & Dein

💻 6/17 – Practical Poly with Jennifer (Virtual)

✨ 6/18 – Sweet, Solo & Sinful Burlesque with Carmen

📍 6/19 – Needle Play 101 with Riven

🪢 6/20 – Holyoke Freestyle & Rope Lab returns!

🎲 6/23 – Crit Happens: Game Night

💻 6/24 – Poly & CNM Discussion Group with Jennifer

🌈 6/27 – The Rainbow Showcase, featuring q***r artists from all over New England, hosted by Sabrina La'Strain-Grotesque

🧘 6/28 – Ma*****st Yoga with Dein

💕 6/30 – Poly Speed Dating with Jennifer

If reading that list made you tired, imagine organizing it.

Also, from June 22nd–29th, Isis and Em-Jay will be vending at Dark Odyssey: Fusion, so shop hours will be limited around scheduled events while they spread chaos and good vibes elsewhere.

Here's hoping June eventually finds its sunshine, because we've already got plenty of heat planned.

See you around the shop!
~Em-Jay

04/29/2026

May is here, and apparently we decided to schedule everything except a day off. 😏
Here’s what we’ve got going on:

• Tuesday social nights—come mingle, make friends, make questionable decisions

• Kicking things off with electro play ⚡ because easing into the month is overrated

• A class on how to talk dirty… for educational purposes, obviously

• Making spicy magic jars (manifest your desires, side effects may include chaos)

• A Mother’s Day drag show—bring mom, or just tell her you went to brunch

• Some hypno kink to mess with your mind in the best way

• Polyamorous classes & discussions—because communication is sexy

• Ma*****st yoga, where pain = progress (allegedly)

• And we’re wrapping it all up with a full Rainbow Showcase 🌈

Honestly, if you’re bored this month, we need to talk.
Go check out the full lineup (you know you’re curious):
👉 www.boink-ed.com/event