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08/18/2026

comment “retreat” if you want to learn about our chronically ill friendly retreat.

a bit about me.

my name is Jay. i have endometriosis stage 3, pmos, and, narcolepsy type 2.

i know what it’s like to want so bad to train but to need to rest.

i know what the bed ridden days feel like.

the ER visits.

i know there is no powering through and “just train harder.”

we’ll never ask you to do that.

if you’re looking for a weekend to feel supported by other chronically ill women, yap with fantasy nerds, and learn how to be a bad ass, then were the place for you.

comment “retreat” to learn more.

08/16/2026

Comment “retreat” to see pictures of our monster mansion we rented. 👀

We’ll be in Bear Lake September 30th to October 4th.

We will:

🐴 Ride horses through the mountains
🗡️ Learn how to wield our swords
🏋️‍♀️ Learn how to lift weights
👊 Leanrn basic combat and self defense
📕 Hang and yap with the best book besties

And so much more.

Comment 🏰 or “retreat” now to learn more.

08/16/2026

We didn’t just stop at sword fighting. 🤺

Our lineup is a bit stacked. 😏

Comment or “retreat” or 🏰

Join us in Bear Lake for:

- Self-defense from a 6th-degree black belt, Brian Corrales Digital Dojang , and Jay Cook
- Sword Training by Kat | Sword Training • HEMA
- Weight Training by our Founder Kelbie Harlan
- Combat and Stunts for Cosplay by Jay Cook
- Yoga by Camille Zolman
- Meals by Harper Weight
- Baked Goods by Cora Ashley | Baker

Sweat by day and feast by night while yapping with your new fantasy besties.

We only have 20 spots left, so comment 🏰 or “retreat” now to reserve your spot. 🫡

A little peek into my training week.
08/13/2026

A little peek into my training week.

our life is v chic. 😎personalized training for book characters is chic.a 4-week avatar training course is chic.spending ...
08/08/2026

our life is v chic. 😎

personalized training for book characters is chic.

a 4-week avatar training course is chic.

spending 4 days in a mansion with fantasy girls is chic.

our clients being bad asses is chic.

knowing how to throw hands is chic.

controlling your schedule is chic.

muscles are chic.

camp valkyrie is the chicest.

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Houston, TX

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