06/04/2026
🐾💩 ATTENTION VALLEY POOPER SCOOPER CUSTOMERS! 💩🐾
Tired of playing “Land Mine Roulette” every time you walk through your yard?
Did your dog leave behind enough “fertilizer” to qualify your lawn as a hazardous waste site?
Then it’s time to call Valley Pooper Scooper!
✅ Weekly Service – $21/week
✅ Every 2 Weeks – $32
✅ Monthly Service – $47
✅ Residential & Commercial
Owned by Zane Erlewine, whose mission is simple: helping people enjoy their yards again without needing a shovel, hazmat suit, or emotional support goat.
Imagine this:
🌞 Barefoot in the grass.
🍔 Backyard cookouts.
⚽ Kids playing outside.
💩 ZERO surprise squishy incidents.
Let Valley Pooper Scooper handle the dirty work while you reclaim your kingdom from the tiny four-legged p**p factories you call pets.
📞 Call or Text: 304-722-4248
Because life is too short to spend your weekends hunting p**p like it’s an Easter egg hunt nobody wanted.
“Turning your yard from a minefield into a playground—one scoop at a time!”
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