09/02/2026
🚨 DR. CONSTANCE’S “I KNOW Y’ALL KNOW BETTER” HEALTH ANNOUNCEMENT 😂🦠
Listen‼️
The germs are OUTSIDE‼️
Strep. COVID. Respiratory infections. Everybody has apparently decided to have a little reunion. 😩
So before we start swapping germs like friendship bracelets, I need everybody to remember a few things:
🧼 WASH. YOUR. D*** HANDS.‼️
Soap. Water. SCRUB.
Running your fingertips under the faucet for 2.5 seconds does NOT count. 👀
🤧 COVER. YOUR. D*** mouth when youvCOUGH.‼️
Your cough does not need to be shared with the entire room.
And PLEASE stop coughing into your hand and then touching the door handle‼️
Now we ALL got it. 😒
🏠 IF YOU ARE SICK, STAY YOUR A** HOME.‼️
Nobody at work needs your dedication THAT bad.
We will survive without you.
What we DON’T need is you coming in coughing, sneezing, sweating, talking about:
“It’s just my allergies.”
Baby… GO HOME. 😭😂
🧪 COVID is still a thing‼️
💊 Antibiotics do NOT treat viruses‼️
And that random amoxicillin you found in the back of the medicine cabinet from 2020
PUT. IT. DOWN. 😂
If you have a persistent or severe sore throat, significant fever, trouble breathing or swallowing, dehydration, or symptoms that are getting WORSE, go see your doctor.
And parents… if Lil’ Pookie wakes up sick, please don’t give him Tylenol, wait for the fever to come down, and send him to school like nothing happened. 😭
Teachers everywhere are BEGGING you. Especially my child. 😂
Bottom line:
Wash your d***hands.
Cover your d*** cough.
Keep your d*** germs to yourself.
Because why do we have these same conversations??
With love AND boundaries,
Dr. Constance 💛🌿