03/12/2026
If you think hormones are the only things changing during perimenopause, listen up 🗣️
Hormones are just PART of the shifts happening during perimenopause. And yes, those babies are SHIFTING. Think chaotic estrogen — sometimes high, sometimes low, progesterone deciding to do the absolute least, stress hormones either raging or collapsed, and thyroid hormones waving the white flag.
Literally every system of the body is affected.
🧠 Cognition, mood, and one other thing… oh yeah, memory!
🌖 Circadian rhythm & sleep — 3 AM club, anyone?
😴 In the meantime, your mitochondria are deciding they’re off the clock, so you’re running on caffeine and spite (or rage)
🥵 Hot flashes & night sweats — typically starting the last week of your cycle
🦠 GI system & microbiome shifts that favor inflammation & metabolic slowdown
🔥 Immune system changes triggering inflammation & underlying autoimmune conditions to surface
❤️🩹 All that inflammation and lower estrogen changes lipid metabolism & vascular health, setting the stage for high cholesterol, high blood pressure & heart disease.
🩷 Libido? I don’t know her! Besides, I have to p*e again…
💪Losing bone density and muscle faster than a runaway train… and collagen too — making all your tissues as dry and brittle as parchment
👙 and for some reason all the fat in your body seems to be racing toward the middle? wtf?
So, that’s all the bad news. 😬
The good news is, there IS help! Figuring out what’s driving YOUR symptoms is just the first step toward developing a nutrition & lifestyle plan for long-term health. 💫