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Contemporary Medicine. Old-Fashioned Care. Call Dr. Erin Merritt at (262) 997-9573 to transfer your prescription. You'll be glad you did.

Modern Apothecary is a locally owned, independent modern pharmacy, with the hospitality of an old time apothecary. Pharmacy offerings include: Compounding, Immunizations, Natural Products, Over the Counter items, Personalized Medication Consultation and Home Delivery.

🚨 Downtown Kenosha Forecast for Saturday 🚨This Saturday, downtown will be hosting:🚴 Bike racesπŸ›οΈ Two marketsπŸŽ‰ A block pa...
06/18/2026

🚨 Downtown Kenosha Forecast for Saturday 🚨

This Saturday, downtown will be hosting:

🚴 Bike races
πŸ›οΈ Two markets
πŸŽ‰ A block party

And just to make things extra exciting...

The block party is on OUR block.

We absolutely encourage you to come downtown, enjoy the festivities, support local businesses, and have a great time.

We just wouldn't recommend planning on being in and out in a jiffy.

If you need prescriptions this weekend, you may want to consider stopping by before Saturday.

Because on Saturday:

πŸš— Parking spots will be considered a luxury item.
πŸš— "I'm just running in quick" will become a work of fiction.
πŸš— Your GPS may simply give up and wish you good luck.
πŸš— Someone will park, walk three blocks, and immediately tell us about it.

As previously announced, any complaints regarding:

β€’ "There's nowhere to park!"
β€’ "Why is it so busy?"
β€’ "I had to park all the way over there!"
β€’ "Nobody warned me!"

will be accepted as a voluntary $1 donation to the Modern Apothecary Staff Field Trip Fund.

Current fund goals include:
β˜• Coffee
πŸ• Snacks
🎯 Team outings
πŸ“š Educational experiences
🍦 Educational ice cream

Also, this is your **second warning.**

The first warning was a courtesy.

This warning is documentation.

If you show up on Saturday and complain about parking, we will politely nod, gesture toward this post, and add a note to your permanent downtown record.*

*There is no permanent downtown record.
Yet.

πŸ˜‰

Way Back Wednesday 🍼🌿This vintage Siebert carriage has us playing detective.At first glance, it looks like a classic mid...
06/17/2026

Way Back Wednesday 🍼🌿

This vintage Siebert carriage has us playing detective.

At first glance, it looks like a classic mid-century baby carriage. But with a handle height of only about 32 inches, it's more likely a junior carriage from the 1940s or 1950s, a miniature version designed for children to push their dolls around while practicing for adulthood.

A few fun facts:

β€’ Siebert Manufacturing was a Wisconsin company known for producing quality baby carriages during the mid-20th century.
β€’ Junior carriages were often styled just like the real thing, complete with chrome frames, fabric bodies, and spoked wheels.
β€’ Unlike today's toys, this one was apparently built to survive several generations, a few moves, and some questionable storage decisions.
β€’ It's estimated to be around 70 to 80 years old.
β€’ It now enjoys a peaceful retirement as a succulent planter.

A quick nod to whoever decided this belonged in the trash. We appreciate your contribution to our decorating budget. πŸ˜†

The real question: Who had one of these growing up? Or better yet, who pushed one around the neighborhood pretending their doll was on an important errand?

For something old enough to collect Social Security, it's still looking pretty good. 🌿🍼

πŸ›‹οΈ IF YOU REMEMBER THIS...πŸ’Š ...this supplement might be for you.Welcome to Part 4 of our series.Today's item:The Plastic...
06/17/2026

πŸ›‹οΈ IF YOU REMEMBER THIS...
πŸ’Š ...this supplement might be for you.

Welcome to Part 4 of our series.

Today's item:

The Plastic-Covered Couch.

For reasons known only to our parents and grandparents, many of us grew up with furniture that was protected better than most national monuments.

It looked like a couch.

It felt like a slip-and-slide.

And if you sat on it in shorts during the summer...

Well, you remember. πŸ˜†

Back then, we could jump off the couch, run through the neighborhood, and bounce right back.

Now?

You sleep slightly wrong and spend three days trying to recover.

Which brings us to today's supplement:

✨ Collagen

Collagen helps support:
🦴 Joints
πŸ’ͺ Muscles
🧴 Skin
🦡 Healthy aging

Because while we can't bring back the body's factory settings...

We can help support the parts that have seen a few miles.

πŸ‘‡ Be honest:

Did your family have a plastic-covered couch, or was that reserved for visiting Grandma's house?

πŸ‘œ New Arrival  #2: Modern Apothecary Tote Bag πŸ‘œFor those who like their supplements, books, planners, and random life es...
06/16/2026

πŸ‘œ New Arrival #2: Modern Apothecary Tote Bag πŸ‘œ

For those who like their supplements, books, planners, and random life essentials transported in style.

Our new Modern Apothecary canvas tote is simple, classic, and ready for whatever your day throws at it.

Perfect for:
β€’ Supplement pickups
β€’ Farmers market trips
β€’ Work bags
β€’ Teaching kitchen classes
β€’ Carrying around things you'll forget are in there until six months from now

Reusable, durable, and a little easier on the planet than a pile of disposable bags.

Stop in and grab yours!

πŸ–€πŸ€

⚠️ Downtown Kenosha Public Service Announcement ⚠️**Yes, this photo is AI-generated and Chuck Norris doesn't really appr...
06/16/2026

⚠️ Downtown Kenosha Public Service Announcement ⚠️

**Yes, this photo is AI-generated and Chuck Norris doesn't really approve.**

This Saturday, downtown is going to be BUSY.

We're talking:
🚴 Bike races
πŸ›οΈ Two markets
πŸŽ‰ A block party
πŸ‘₯ A whole lot of people

If your plan is to swing downtown for a "quick" prescription pickup, you may want to reconsider that strategy.

And just so everyone's clear...

If you come in on Saturday and say:
πŸš— "There's nowhere to park!"
πŸš— "Traffic is terrible!"
πŸš— "Why is it so busy down here?"

You owe $1 to the Modern Apothecary Staff Field Trip Fund. πŸ’΅

The fund may be used for important pharmacy-related purposes such as:
β˜• Coffee
πŸ₯€ Beverages
πŸ• Snacks and food
🎯 Team outings
πŸ“š Educational experiences
😎 Whatever we decide qualifies as "continuing education"

(For legal reasons, this is a joke. Mostly.)

If you can, grab your prescriptions before Saturday and avoid the downtown adventure. If you do come down, allow extra time, bring your patience, and remember... we warned you. πŸ˜‰

πŸ‘œ New Arrival  #1: Kenosha Tote Bag πŸ‘œShow off a little hometown pride everywhere you go.Featuring a vintage-inspired Ken...
06/16/2026

πŸ‘œ New Arrival #1: Kenosha Tote Bag πŸ‘œ

Show off a little hometown pride everywhere you go.

Featuring a vintage-inspired Kenosha design celebrating the city's history, this sturdy canvas tote is perfect for farmers markets, beach days, library trips, and carrying all the things you definitely didn't plan on buying.

Because nothing says "I'm from Kenosha" quite like carrying your snacks, sunscreen, and impulse purchases in a bag that celebrates Kenosha. 😊

Available now at Modern Apothecary while supplies last!

πŸ“Ί IF YOU REMEMBER THIS...πŸ’Š ...this supplement might be for you.Welcome to Part 3 of our series.Today's item:TV Guide.Bac...
06/15/2026

πŸ“Ί IF YOU REMEMBER THIS...
πŸ’Š ...this supplement might be for you.

Welcome to Part 3 of our series.

Today's item:

TV Guide.

Back then, if you wanted to know what was on TV, you needed one of these.

And somehow we remembered:
πŸ“Ί What night our favorite show was on
πŸ“Ί What time it started
πŸ“Ί What channel it was on

Without reminders.
Without notifications.
Without asking a smart speaker.

Amazing.

Now we walk into a room and immediately forget why we're there. πŸ˜†

Which brings us to today's supplement:

🐟 Omega-3s

Omega-3 fatty acids help support:
🧠 Brain health
❀️ Heart health
πŸ‘€ Eye health

Because while we can't help you remember where you left your reading glasses...

We can help support the organ that's trying to remember.

πŸ‘‡ Be honest:

What was the one show you absolutely had to be home to watch every week?

πŸ›» IF YOU REMEMBER THIS...πŸ’Š ...this supplement might be for you.Welcome to Part 2 of our series.Today's item:The Oregon T...
06/14/2026

πŸ›» IF YOU REMEMBER THIS...
πŸ’Š ...this supplement might be for you.

Welcome to Part 2 of our series.

Today's item:

The Oregon Trail.

Back in our day, we learned some very important life lessons:

πŸ‚ Never ford a river unless you're feeling lucky.
🏹 Hunting was harder than it looked.
πŸ›ž Wagon wheels were surprisingly fragile.

And most importantly...

πŸ’€ You have died of dysentery.

Honestly, for an entire generation, that was our first introduction to digestive health. πŸ˜†

The good news is that these days we know a little more about taking care of our guts.

That's why today's supplement is:

🦠 A Probiotic

A healthy gut microbiome can support:
βœ”οΈ Digestion
βœ”οΈ Immune function
βœ”οΈ Overall wellness

Because after surviving Oregon Trail, your gut deserves a little support.

πŸ‘‡ Be honest:

How many times did you actually make it to Oregon?

❄️ Public Service Announcement for Summer: ❄️You know that moment when you're 17 minutes into a baseball game, soccer to...
06/13/2026

❄️ Public Service Announcement for Summer: ❄️

You know that moment when you're 17 minutes into a baseball game, soccer tournament, graduation party, outdoor concert, or a weekend of yard work and suddenly feel like you've been slow-roasted over a campfire?

Meet your new best friend: Duke Cannon Cold Shower Cooling Wipes.

βœ… Cool down instantly
βœ… Clean up sweat, dirt, and mystery sticky substances
βœ… Great for face and body
βœ… Menthol + cucumber for a refreshing chill
βœ… Individually wrapped for your purse, gym bag, glove box, golf cart, or "emergency sweaty situation"

Perfect for:
β˜€οΈ Ball games
🌱 Yard work
β›³ Golf outings
πŸŽ“ Graduation parties
🎢 Outdoor concerts
πŸš— Keeping in the car for those "why is it so hot already?" days

Swing by and stock up nowβ€”because Wisconsin summers have two settings: "pretty nice" and "surface of the sun." πŸ˜…πŸ§Š

Dear Midwest Weather,Pick a personality.Sincerely,Everyone.β˜€οΈ 8:00 AM: Beautiful sunshine🌧️ 11:00 AM: Torrential downpou...
06/12/2026

Dear Midwest Weather,

Pick a personality.

Sincerely,
Everyone.

β˜€οΈ 8:00 AM: Beautiful sunshine
🌧️ 11:00 AM: Torrential downpour
πŸŒͺ️ 2:00 PM: Tornado watch
β˜€οΈ 4:00 PM: "What a lovely day!"
β›ˆοΈ 7:00 PM: Absolute chaos

If you're tired of carrying an umbrella around all day only to end up with a soaking wet purse, car seat, or floorboard, meet the hero we all deserve: the Vinrella umbrella. β˜”

Unlike regular umbrellas that leave a trail of water everywhere they go, Vinrella folds up INTO ITS OWN WATERPROOF CASE.

That's right. The umbrella contains its own emotional baggage.

βœ… No puddles in your car
βœ… No wet purse contents
βœ… No awkward umbrella balancing act in the checkout line
βœ… No leaving a trail of water through every building you enter like a confused sea lion

Available now at Modern Apothecary.

Because if the weather is going to be unstable, at least your umbrella doesn't have to be.
β˜”πŸ˜‚

Address

5700 6th Avenue
Kenosha, WI
53140

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 7pm
Tuesday 9am - 7pm
Wednesday 9am - 7pm
Thursday 9am - 7pm
Friday 9am - 7pm
Saturday 9am - 2pm

Telephone

+12629979573

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