09/11/2026
The coolers are STILL HERE. 😂
At this point, we have asked nicely. We have offered them for FREE. We have suggested picnics, lunch storage, science projects, road trips, and even building your very own Styrofoam igloo.
And yet… the cooler population remains concerningly high.
So this is your warning:
Soon, any purchase of $10 or more may come with a mandatory complimentary cooler. 😆
Buy a candle? Cooler.
Pick up supplements? Cooler.
Grab a cute little gift? Congratulations, you now also own a cooler.
Please help us before we are forced to implement the Cooler Distribution Program.
Free to a home. It still doesn’t even have to be a good one. 😂