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Past Tense After Dark Lapeer's Premier Haunted Attraction. We feature three terrifying haunted attractions. the house of horrors, corn maze of terror, and hayride of fear.

Half a century ago, an unspeakable evil took place on Farnsworth road in Lapeerโ€ฆ
The Farnsworth Family once owned a small hotel that serviced the needs of the community. Granny and Old Man Farnsworth opened the Hotel when they were young and full of life. However, when Old Man Farnsworth horrifically lost his life to a self inflicted shotgun slug to the head, Granny lost the will to keep the hotel in working order. Their daughter Vivian had no interest in keeping the Hotel open for business, so it sat in the elements with no one to care for it. It did get used for something though. Vivian was neglected and shunned after Old Man Farnsworth passed. Granny had grown senile and unable to care for another human being, let alone herself, so Vivian had the responsibility of looking after Granny and her two boys. Vivianโ€™s hate grew and she was eager for the opportunity to inflict pain. Known for her intolerance, Vivian liked to punish her two boys, Johnny and Michael, when they acted up. The punishment started out as a switch to the backside, but as the pain threshold of the boys increased, so did the punishments. A switch turned into a belt. A belt turned into a whip, and when the whip no longer inflicted an adequate amount of pain, Mother got demented. The boys would be dragged into the cellar of the Hotel and chained to the wall for days on end. They were given no food and barely enough water to survive. Mother found out that a straight razor was all she needed for an everlasting punishment. The scars were left as a reminder to the boys that they best not talk back to Mother. Little Johnny was the youngest and most mischievous son. He liked to play with fire when Mother wasnโ€™t around. He knew nothing but pain from the day he was born, and the need to inflict pain was a burning desire that grew with each passing day. One cool October night, as his family lay sleeping in their beds, Johnny set fire to the kitchen. As he stood outside laughing at the screams of his family burning alive, he got his just dessert. A piece of the wall came crashing down on him, putting an end to his murderous rage. Granny was in the outhouse and survived the blaze, but the sight and sounds of her burning family drove her to the asylum. There was another son who survived the fire, but he was just as evil as Johnny. Michael was teased all his life about his weight. He would eat until he vomited from his gluttonous ways. On the night of the fire Michael awoke to a smoke filled room with fire ablaze all around. He tried desperately to escape the flames, but they began to burn his flesh. His screams filled the night air, but as the wall came crashing down on Johnny, Michael found his path to escape and ran away into the night. His head was cloudy with smoke and fumes and his body was burnt and black from soot and fire, but Michael had unfinished business. He found his tormentors in their homes fast asleep, and as he crept silently into their bedrooms he swiftly but aggressively cut off their heads. He kept the heads as a reminder of his pain and torment and put them on display for all to see, but Michael was still a lost soul wondering the forest for weeks. After 13 days he stumbled upon a small shanty town filled with drifters and carnies. Dehydrated, exhausted and desperate, Michael collapsed at the base of a barrel fire amongst several vagabonds. They took Michael into their community of outsiders and nursed him back to health. When he awoke several days later, his soul had transformed into the black hole that it is today. He is the eater of human flesh and devourer of souls and he frequents these parts. If you want to find Michael, heโ€™ll be aroundโ€ฆ when the circus rolls into town!

๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฃ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“๐“ฏ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐““๐“ช๐“ป๐“ด!๐ŸคกโฐWE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUโฐ๐ŸคกFridays and SaturdaysDusk to MidnightDo you have your tickets yet? htt...
10/10/2026

๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฃ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“๐“ฏ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐““๐“ช๐“ป๐“ด!
๐ŸคกโฐWE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUโฐ๐Ÿคก
Fridays and Saturdays
Dusk to Midnight
Do you have your tickets yet?
https://pasttenseafterdark.com/tickets/

This weekend is the last chance to help us Scare Hunger Away for the season! Past Tense After Dark is partnering with St...
10/07/2026

This weekend is the last chance to help us Scare Hunger Away for the season!

Past Tense After Dark is partnering with Stone Soup Food Bank for a canned food drive during the first three weekends of our season!

Bring 5 non-perishable food items and receive $5 off one combo admission.

๐Ÿ“… September 25 โ€“ October 10
๐ŸŒ™ Friday & Saturday nights
โฐ Dusk to Midnight

Each guest can redeem the discount once per combo admission, and multiple people in the same group can participate by donating 5 cans each.

Please bring unopened, undamaged, non-expired, non-perishable food items.

Only Redeemable in person at the Ticket booth of the Haunted Attractions. All Events are weather-pending.

Help us scare away hunger while enjoying a night at Past Tense After Dark!

๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฃ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“๐“ฏ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐““๐“ช๐“ป๐“ด!๐ŸคกโฐARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH?โฐ๐ŸคกFridays and SaturdaysDusk to MidnightDo you have your tickets yet? https:...
10/07/2026

๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฃ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“๐“ฏ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐““๐“ช๐“ป๐“ด!
๐ŸคกโฐARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH?โฐ๐Ÿคก
Fridays and Saturdays
Dusk to Midnight
Do you have your tickets yet?
https://pasttenseafterdark.com/tickets/

Banana 101.5 is coming to Past Tense After Dark!Join us Tonight (Saturday, October 3rd) as Banana 101.5 will be on site ...
10/03/2026

Banana 101.5 is coming to Past Tense After Dark!

Join us Tonight (Saturday, October 3rd) as Banana 101.5 will be on site at Past Tense After Dark for a night of scares, music, and Halloween fun.

Come out, meet the Banana 101.5 crew, and experience all of the haunted attractions at Past Tense After Dark.

๐Ÿ“ Past Tense After Dark โ€” Lapeer, Michigan
๐Ÿ“… Saturday, October 3rd

Bring your friends, tune in, and get ready for a night of rock and horror!

Banana 101.5 is coming to Past Tense After Dark!Join us Tomorrow (Saturday, October 3rd) as Banana 101.5 will be on site...
10/02/2026

Banana 101.5 is coming to Past Tense After Dark!

Join us Tomorrow (Saturday, October 3rd) as Banana 101.5 will be on site at Past Tense After Dark for a night of scares, music, and Halloween fun.

Come out, meet the Banana 101.5 crew, and experience all of the haunted attractions at Past Tense After Dark.

๐Ÿ“ Past Tense After Dark โ€” Lapeer, Michigan
๐Ÿ“… Saturday, October 3rd

Bring your friends, tune in, and get ready for a night of rock and horror!

๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฃ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“๐“ฏ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐““๐“ช๐“ป๐“ด!๐ŸคกโฐWE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUโฐ๐ŸคกFridays and SaturdaysDusk to MidnightDo you have your tickets yet? htt...
10/02/2026

๐“Ÿ๐“ช๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฃ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ผ๐“ฎ ๐“๐“ฏ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป ๐““๐“ช๐“ป๐“ด!
๐ŸคกโฐWE CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOUโฐ๐Ÿคก
Fridays and Saturdays
Dusk to Midnight
Do you have your tickets yet?
https://pasttenseafterdark.com/tickets/

Banana 101.5 is coming to Past Tense After Dark!Join us on Saturday, October 3rd, as Banana 101.5 will be on site at Pas...
10/01/2026

Banana 101.5 is coming to Past Tense After Dark!

Join us on Saturday, October 3rd, as Banana 101.5 will be on site at Past Tense After Dark for a night of scares, music, and Halloween fun.

Come out, meet the Banana 101.5 crew, and experience all of the haunted attractions at Past Tense After Dark.

๐Ÿ“ Past Tense After Dark โ€” Lapeer, Michigan
๐Ÿ“… Saturday, October 3rd

Bring your friends, tune in, and get ready for a night of rock and horror!

Past Tense After Dark is partnering with Stone Soup Food Bank for a canned food drive during the first three weekends of...
09/30/2026

Past Tense After Dark is partnering with Stone Soup Food Bank for a canned food drive during the first three weekends of our season!

Bring 5 non-perishable food items and receive $5 off one combo admission.

๐Ÿ“… September 25 โ€“ October 10
๐ŸŒ™ Friday & Saturday nights
โฐ Dusk to Midnight

Each guest can redeem the discount once per combo admission, and multiple people in the same group can participate by donating 5 cans each.

Please bring unopened, undamaged, non-expired, non-perishable food items.

Only Redeemable in person at the Ticket booth of the Haunted Attractions. All Events are weather-pending.

Help us scare away hunger while enjoying a night at Past Tense After Dark!

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who came out and helped make our opening weekend a great one! We loved kicking off another ...
09/27/2026

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who came out and helped make our opening weekend a great one! We loved kicking off another haunt season with you, and there are plenty more scares still to come.

Past Tense After Dark is open every Friday and Saturday night through October, from dusk until midnight. All events and attractions are weather-pending, so keep an eye on our page for updates if the weather looks questionable.

Our charity food drive is also happening now! Weโ€™ve teamed up with Stone Soup Food Pantry to help support our local community. Bring 5 non-expired canned goods and receive $5 off the group combo rate for one person. The discount may be redeemed once per admission, but multiple people in the same group can participate by each bringing their own qualifying donation.

Your donations help stock the pantry while giving you a little savings on a night of scares; it's a win for everyone!

Thank you again for an incredible opening weekend, and to everyone we haven't seen yet...

HOPE TO SCARE YOU SOON!

Past Tense After Dark - Lapeer, Michigan
Fridays & Saturdays | Duskโ€“Midnight | Through October
All events weather pending

Address

1965 Farnsworth Road
Lapeer, MI
48446

Opening Hours

Friday 7pm - 12am
Saturday 7pm - 12am

Telephone

+18106645559

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