09/10/2026
For anyone new here: Dee Calato owns a lot of wigs.
And at some point, I made the executive decision that every wig is obviously a completely different woman with her own name, history, scandals, and increasingly questionable backstory.
Dee did not ask for this.
Dee does not control the lore.
I barely control the lore.
So far, we’ve met Deevana and Deelilah, go check out the posts about those two for the lore.
Today, Dee walked into Inkery with blue hair.
Which means, unfortunately for her, but fortunately for me, another woman has entered the universe.
🌊 MEET DEEMARINA 🌊
Deemarina spent most of the early 2000s working on cruise ships.
What she actually did on the cruise ships remains unclear.
She tells people she was “in entertainment,” but there are no photographs of her performing, nobody remembers seeing her on stage, and Carnival will not confirm her employment.
She has been banned from docking in three Caribbean ports.
She says it was “a misunderstanding involving a jet ski.”
It was not a misunderstanding.
She owns a timeshare in Aruba under somebody else’s name and keeps a suspicious number of hotel room keys in her car that she uses as ice scrapers.
If you ask where the room keys came from, she gets weird about it.
She also gets visibly uncomfortable whenever anyone mentions maritime law.
She met Deelilah once in international waters.
Deelilah claims she never met her.
Nobody asked her.
Neither woman will discuss what happened at sea.
The town has questions.
