09/05/2026
🚨 NEW STAFF MEMBER ALERT 🚨
Please welcome Marble to the team. 🐰
Marble is our new Emotional Support Bunny, which means he is now officially part of my family and somehow has better emotional regulation than most of us.
His qualifications include:
Excellent listening skills (he has never once interrupted me).
Zero judgment.
A strong commitment to snacks.
An advanced degree in sitting quietly and looking adorable.
Extensive experience reminding everyone that food is, in fact, allowed to be enjoyed. 😏
As a dietitian who specializes in eating disorders, I spend a lot of time talking about food, body image, perfectionism, anxiety, and the exhausting nonsense our brains can sometimes throw at us.
And sometimes… you just need a bunny.
Not to fix anything.
Not to make hard feelings disappear.
Not to turn therapy into a Disney movie.
Just a little furry creature nearby who seems to say, “Hey. You’re okay. Also, I would like that snack.”
Marble is a part of my family, and I’m so excited for him to become a little part of this community, too. He may occasionally make an appearance around the office because apparently I have reached the stage of adulthood where “my emotional support bunny is at work today” is a completely reasonable sentence.
Please give a warm welcome to Marble. 🐰❤️
He is currently accepting applications for:
cuddles, compliments, and appropriate amounts of parsley.
He is not accepting insurance at this time.