09/05/2026
đ¨ NEW STAFF MEMBER ALERT đ¨
Please welcome Marble to the team. đ°
Marble is our new Emotional Support Bunny, which means he is now officially part of my family and somehow has better emotional regulation than most of us.
His qualifications include:
Excellent listening skills (he has never once interrupted me).
Zero judgment.
A strong commitment to snacks.
An advanced degree in sitting quietly and looking adorable.
Extensive experience reminding everyone that food is, in fact, allowed to be enjoyed. đ
As a dietitian who specializes in eating disorders, I spend a lot of time talking about food, body image, perfectionism, anxiety, and the exhausting nonsense our brains can sometimes throw at us.
And sometimes⌠you just need a bunny.
Not to fix anything.
Not to make hard feelings disappear.
Not to turn therapy into a Disney movie.
Just a little furry creature nearby who seems to say, âHey. Youâre okay. Also, I would like that snack.â
Marble is a part of my family, and Iâm so excited for him to become a little part of this community, too. He may occasionally make an appearance around the office because apparently I have reached the stage of adulthood where âmy emotional support bunny is at work todayâ is a completely reasonable sentence.
Please give a warm welcome to Marble. đ°â¤ď¸
He is currently accepting applications for:
cuddles, compliments, and appropriate amounts of parsley.
He is not accepting insurance at this time.