09/01/2026
When a “49ers player” slides into the DMs asking for a collab… we’re checking the roster first. 😭🏈
The internet has been WILD this week.
For legal purposes: this DM is satire. He did not message us. 😂
But if your knees have been through as much as this storyline has… the regenerative team at EGO actually is here for you. 💉😂
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Satire/parody inspired by recent news. No affiliation or endorsement.