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📰 MIDDLEL POINTE GAZETTECOMMUNITY THREAD OF THE DAYToday’s question:Has anyone else noticed the mayor hasn’t blinked dur...
06/01/2026

đź“° MIDDLEL POINTE GAZETTE

COMMUNITY THREAD OF THE DAY

Today’s question:

Has anyone else noticed the mayor hasn’t blinked during interviews lately?

What began as a simple observation by resident Nancy Baxter quickly escalated into a 4,000-comment debate involving amateur body-language experts, the MPSU Biology Club, and one Gazette reporter who is now investigating what he calls “Big Blink.”

For the record:

âś” The mayor has blinked.

âś” Multiple times.

âś” We have video evidence.

However…

Our newsroom AI ECHO has confirmed an unusually high level of community concern regarding eyelid activity.

As always, the Gazette encourages civil discussion and discourages the formation of secret anti-blinking task forces.

Question for Middel Pointe:

What is the strangest thing you’ve become convinced was a conspiracy, only to discover there was a completely normal explanation?

👇 Tell us below.

BREAKING:Local filing cabinet files for freedom.Captured by Cole VaughnImmediately nicknamed: “The Emancipator”Moral:You...
04/22/2026

BREAKING:

Local filing cabinet files for freedom.

Captured by Cole Vaughn
Immediately nicknamed:
“The Emancipator”

Moral:
You don’t find the story…

…sometimes it falls on you.

04/16/2026

Printz dreams he’s in the newsroom…

COMMUNITYBEAT — EPISODE 4: THE SIRENEarly morning. The town is quiet, wrapped in a light fog.Printz sits calmly on the s...
04/16/2026

COMMUNITYBEAT — EPISODE 4: THE SIREN

Early morning. The town is quiet, wrapped in a light fog.

Printz sits calmly on the sidewalk, watching down the street. In the distance, a siren begins to sound.

Before anything else can happen, Mace bursts outside the CommunityBeat News building, phone already in hand.

“We are LIVE—sirens just activated—this could be a developing situation—”

Inside, the newsroom doesn’t move.

Gus takes a sip of his coffee.
“First Tuesday.”

ECHO projects a clean blue display across the room:
MONTHLY SIREN TEST — 9:00 AM

“Scheduled system test. No threat detected.”

Olivia doesn’t react. She doesn’t need to.

A small upward glance. A breath.

“It’s a test.”

The room settles back into stillness.

Mace… does not.

Still filming. Still leaning forward. Still committed.

“…we’re continuing to monitor…”

Outside, nothing has changed.

Mace burst into the newsroom at 9:42 a.m.Phone already streaming.Red light glowing.Ring light clipped to his shirt like ...
02/07/2026

Mace burst into the newsroom at 9:42 a.m.
Phone already streaming.
Red light glowing.
Ring light clipped to his shirt like a misplaced body cam.

He whisper-shouted at full volume.

“MaceTime News, live from the newsroom! Folks, we’ve got suspicious activity. Stay locked in—this is developing fast.”

Olivia was at her desk.

Quiet.
Focused.
Doing… something.

Mace immediately positioned himself directly behind her chair, leaning over her shoulder, camera zoomed tight on her hands.

“Look at this, chat. No eye contact. Hands moving too fast. She’s clearly covering something up. Classic evasion.”

Olivia didn’t look up.

“Mace.”

Her voice had the calm precision of someone removing a safety latch.

“Back.
Up.”

Mace pivoted back to the lens.

“She says that—but watch closely. She’s about to crack. The truth is seconds away.”

He swung the camera back to her screen.

“Whatever’s on here, it’s big. I can feel it.”

Olivia slowly turned her chair.

Looked directly into the camera.

“You are currently live-streaming me doing payroll.”

Mace beamed.

“Exactly! MaceTime News doesn’t hide from the people!”

Olivia stood up. Calm. Deliberate.

“If you don’t end this stream in the next five seconds,” she said pleasantly,
“I will explain to your viewers why your last expense report is flagged for fraud.”

Mace lowered the phone like it had just bitten him.

The stream ended.

Ten minutes later, a new sign appeared on the door:

NO MACETIME NEWS INDOORS
NO ZOOMING ON PEOPLE
MACE: GO FILM SQUIRRELS OR SOMETHING

Mace added a tiny đź”´ LIVE sticker next to his name anyway.

— CommunityBeat WV

Left to right: optimism, skepticism, experience, logistics, analytics, questions, calm.And the dog is still the most qua...
02/02/2026

Left to right: optimism, skepticism, experience, logistics, analytics, questions, calm.
And the dog is still the most qualified.

Live Ticker
01/20/2026

Live Ticker

Mace has begun practicing Microndo.It’s like Taekwondo.But with a microphone.And no opponent.He says it improves:• readi...
01/14/2026

Mace has begun practicing Microndo.

It’s like Taekwondo.
But with a microphone.
And no opponent.

He says it improves:
• readiness
• posture
• breaking-news reflexes

Gus says,
“Please stop bowing at the copier.”

Neat
01/13/2026

Neat

COMMUNITYBEAT — COMFORT FOOD ANALYSIS DESKWe examined a heated matchup this week.Not politically.Emotionally.Grilled che...
01/11/2026

COMMUNITYBEAT — COMFORT FOOD ANALYSIS DESK

We examined a heated matchup this week.

Not politically.
Emotionally.

Grilled cheese versus hot ham and cheese.
Winner receives tomato soup.

Arguments were presented.

Grilled cheese claimed purity.
Simplicity.
A long-standing relationship with the soup, built on trust and melted agreement.

Hot ham and cheese countered with ambition.
Protein.
A belief that it could “handle the soup” if given the opportunity.

Mace argued the ham brought “leadership.”
No one asked him to elaborate.

In the end, tomato soup chose tradition.
Grilled cheese earned the dip.
Hot ham and cheese was advised to pursue mustard-based futures.

No feelings were hurt.
Lunch was respected.

This concludes our review.

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