The Alien Bodyshop

The Alien Bodyshop New Baltimore, Michigan’s only tattoo shop. Wall flash, Custom designs. Cover-ups. Your design or ours. No hourly rate. No shop minimum.

Traditional, fine line, realism, new school, black work, tribal and all other styles.

If I knew I was going to be going viral all day with this post I wouldn’t have worn what I slept in the night before….  ...
09/08/2026

If I knew I was going to be going viral all day with this post I wouldn’t have worn what I slept in the night before…. The flip-flops and socks have me dead 😩

Phone has been dying because my personal Instagram is going ap***it with notifications if you want to follow it.

Life is bizarre.

09/08/2026

The speeds these people are traveling at out here are clearly unsafe. 😠

09/08/2026

I’ve gotten some bu****it reviews since I’ve been open, but this one takes the cake. 🎂 😆

Out of the 100 women I tattoo a month, for some reason, apparently one lucky gal had me doing a TED talk about her goofy t**s.

Instead of using a burner account, maybe come forward so everyone can see who this stunning goddess must be.

Trust me, the greatest b***s I’ve ever seen in my life are back at the house.

But thanks for saying my work was good.

What’s perplexing about this review is it was left on a Sunday morning at 10 AM when we weren’t even open nor had tattooed any women this week that I didn’t personally know.

I can 100% guarantee this was not a real interaction that I had with anybody.

Anyways, I think I created a new hit.

Putting up all kinds of spooky Halloween designs in the shop today!  👻 $100 for all designs that you can cover with your...
09/08/2026

Putting up all kinds of spooky Halloween designs in the shop today! 👻

$100 for all designs that you can cover with your driver license!

One of the craziest things about the times we live in is having a space to express yourself and your thoughts with peopl...
09/08/2026

One of the craziest things about the times we live in is having a space to express yourself and your thoughts with people that have never met you before.

When I was young, I was really worried about finding my place in the world. I used to think no one would find the same things funny that I found funny.

I started doing the social media thing out of necessity because I wanted the shop to have the best chance of succeeding. I’m not interested in attention personally..
I don’t worship money or material things. I just wanted to keep going and keep being a tattooer.

Early on I understood that if I was gonna compete and set myself apart that I was gonna have to get on here do all the things and shake my little ass online to get the name out there.

Along the way, quite on accident the page has taken off along with the shop and has reached a point where it’s starting to pay bills.

In the coming weeks and months, I will be stepping up the quality of the videos posted and putting a little bit more effort and thought into some of my ideas.

Along the way, doing great tattoos, meeting new people, making new friends and steering the shop forward and into the future.

I posted some screenshots of my favorites, but there’s tons of others that did just as good or better.

Thanks for being here thanks for following and watching our stuff and being a part of it. ❤️

Hey everybody!  I have a new apprentice at the shop.  Her name is Jess.  I met her tattooing her and her girlfriend and ...
09/07/2026

Hey everybody! I have a new apprentice at the shop.

Her name is Jess. I met her tattooing her and her girlfriend and she asked about learning tattoo so she’s gonna be hanging around learning the trade a few days a week.

She served in the National Guard 🇺🇸 and she’s a little bitty badass. I’m happy to have her here.

I have apprenticed a handful of people over the past 20 years. Some of them make it, some of them don’t.

Keep an eye on this one. She’s never tattooed a human people person before. Some day she will. 🤞

The new guy keeps flirting with all the babes walking by.   🎨
09/06/2026

The new guy keeps flirting with all the babes walking by. 🎨

Matching tats!Thanks for coming!
09/06/2026

Matching tats!

Thanks for coming!

Out at the Armada flea market with my friend, Robert.
09/06/2026

Out at the Armada flea market with my friend, Robert.

Address

35308 23 Mile Road
New Baltimore, MI
48047

Opening Hours

Tuesday 1pm - 8pm
Wednesday 1pm - 8pm
Thursday 1pm - 8pm
Friday 12pm - 10pm
Saturday 12pm - 10pm
Sunday 12pm - 7pm

Telephone

+15862771274

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