02/27/2026
We love this restaurant!
We asked our pita bread baker,
“Make a pita wrap that matches Abdou’s personality.”
We thought he’d make it flavorful.
Maybe bold.
Maybe a little extra.
He came back with this skyscraper in a paper sleeve.
This isn’t a wrap.
This is a landmark.
This needs its own zip code.
Abdou didn’t order lunch —
he ordered a full upper-body workout.
One bite in and the wrap said,
“Are you sure about that?”
Honestly, this thing isn’t overstuffed…
it’s overachieving.
It’s confident.
It’s dramatic.
It enters the room before Abdou does.
We asked for a wrap that fits his personality.
The baker said, “Bet.”
Now we’re considering charging it rent.
