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I’m on a first-name basis with every brand of sparkling water. My hobbies now include reading ingredient lists aloud in ...
03/16/2026

I’m on a first-name basis with every brand of sparkling water. My hobbies now include reading ingredient lists aloud in a horrified whisper and calculating how many lunges equal one slice of pizza. The math is bleak, but my calves are vaguely confused and toned.

My fitness app keeps awarding me badges for things like "10k steps" and "consistent sleep," which feels like being rewar...
03/15/2026

My fitness app keeps awarding me badges for things like "10k steps" and "consistent sleep," which feels like being rewarded by a robot for basic adulthood. Meanwhile, I’m contemplating whether the walk to the fridge to stare at the vegetables counts as a cool-down stretch. Jury’s out.

I’ve discovered that "intermittent fasting" is just a fancy term for being too busy to remember breakfast, then eating l...
03/14/2026

I’ve discovered that "intermittent fasting" is just a fancy term for being too busy to remember breakfast, then eating lunch at 11:01 AM with the desperate fervor of a gold miner. My willpower is strong, but the office donut is stronger. It’s a constant, crumbly battle.

According to my smart scale, my body fat percentage is having an identity crisis, and my metabolic age is roughly that o...
03/13/2026

According to my smart scale, my body fat percentage is having an identity crisis, and my metabolic age is roughly that of a medieval castle. I’ve started referring to my treadmill as "the disappointment loop." It whirs quietly, judging me, as I walk nowhere very slowly.

My kitchen now has more Tupperware than a laboratory. I spend my evenings measuring two tablespoons of joy and logging a...
03/12/2026

My kitchen now has more Tupperware than a laboratory. I spend my evenings measuring two tablespoons of joy and logging a single grape like it’s a financial transaction. The grocery store cashier now looks at my cart—full of kale, cottage cheese, and existential dread—with deep pity. This is wellness, apparently.

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