Green Genius

09/02/2026

Pouring raw honey over garlic & wild elderberries for my Elderberry Elixir 🍯🧄💜

Sweet, tangy, potent — and made to support you through the season. This is exactly what we make hands-on in my Wellness Jar Class.

Want to make your own jar to take home? Come sit at my apothecary table.
Book your spot — $65:
greengeniusmeals.com

Spots are limited.

08/19/2026

WELLNESS WEDNESDAY 🌿

I’ve realized something: when you’re attractive, people can get very perturbed when they find out you have a brain too. 😂 Apparently, some folks prefer when you use your head for nothing more than a hat rack.

Meanwhile, I’m over here mixing beauty AND brains.

When I look at Green Genius, I can proudly say, I built this. Brick by brick. Idea by idea. I didn’t have to mask myself, shrink myself, or fit into somebody else’s mold to do it. I’ve always marched to the beat of my own drum, and that same drum led me here.

So this Wellness Wednesday is about putting yourself first, leaving the past where it belongs, and moving forward with beauty, brains, and GRACE.

And speaking of grace… 🌿🍂

Have you gotten your ticket for Garden Before Grace: Autumn Tasting Experience yet?

This eight-course menu moves from FIRST FRUITS to ABUNDANCE:

🍏 FIRST FRUITS
Green Apple & Pear Margarita + Cranberry Cosmo

🥖 PULLED FROM THE GARDEN
Breaking Bread — sourdough crostini, cultured cashew chèvre, roasted butternut squash, caramelized onions, crispy maitake

💜 THE HIDDEN JEWEL
Purple carrot tartare with black garlic, cremini, capers, cornichons, tarragon, plant-based yolk + crisp potato gaufrette

🌿 GRACE
Creamy roasted cauliflower soup with plant-based bacon lardons, spiced brioche croutons + rosemary oil

🍎 HARVEST
Sweet Dirt — golden beetroot, Granny Smith apple, black walnuts, cultured cashew chèvre + c***r vinaigrette

🍋 BE STILL
Lemon Sgroppino

🌱 GATHERING
Silk Garden Lasagna — fresh pasta, shiitake, charred leek, garden greens, lemon-cashew béchamel, preserved lemon + crispy capers

🍯 ABUNDANCE
Milk & Honey — vanilla coconut-milk ice cream, salted honeycomb brittle, shortbread, bee-free honey caramel + horchata shot

Plant-based. Soy-free. Intentional from the first sip to the final bite.

🎶 Eight courses. Live band. One unforgettable evening.

🎟️ Get your ticket on Eventbrite:
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/garden-before-grace-tickets-1994109911425

🌿 Explore Green Genius:
https://greengeniusmeals.com/

🧠 Need support with your own wellness journey?
Book a consultation:
https://greengeniusmeals.com/book-a-consultation/

Beauty gets attention. Brains build things. Grace keeps you moving forward.

08/19/2026

My babies got placed in Advanced English. 🥹 They’re all great writers, just like their mommy and auntie. 🥰

08/14/2026

Green Genius has been growing, and there’s a lot happening behind the scenes.

From supper clubs and private dining experiences to classes, collaborations, wellness events, and new community partnerships, I’ve been working on how Green Genius can continue to grow without losing what made it special in the first place.

I wrote a new blog post about what we’ve been up to and what’s coming next.

Read it here:
https://greengeniusmeals.com/green-genius-is-growing-whats-cooking-behind-the-scenes/

If you’re interested in working with Green Genius for an event, class, collaboration, or private experience, visit the website and get in touch.

Eat Like You Know Better.

Green Genius has never been about putting a few vegetables on a plate and calling it wellness. We are building something bigger, something rooted in food, culture, education, community, and the belief that eating well should still taste like somebody knew what they were doing in the kitchen.

08/04/2026

Today, we celebrate the woman behind Green Genius.

Happy Birthday to Chef Tori Funn—a visionary, Army veteran, culinary wellness advocate, educator, and founder whose passion continues to inspire every dish, every experience, and every life she touches.

Your dedication to creating food that honors culture, nourishes communities, and brings people together is what makes Green Genius so special.

Here's to another year of purpose, creativity, and unforgettable experiences.

Please join us in wishing Chef Tori a very Happy Birthday! 🎉💚

🎂 Leave your birthday wishes in the comments below!

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03/13/2026

From Knowledge to Action
Education alone is powerful.
But transformation happens when knowledge becomes action.
🌿 Green Genius applies the philosophy of Plate School by turning metabolic literacy into
real-life strategies that support:
• Hormone balance
• Metabolic health
• Lifestyle wellness
When women understand their metabolism, they gain the power to support their health
long-term.
Education → Strategy → Transformation.

03/12/2026

Did you know the structure of the food you eat can either fuel inflammation or support healing? Whole foods nourish the gut, reduce inflammation, and help your body thrive. Choose wisely. 💚