08/08/2026
A recent outbreak of highly infectious 😁 smiles has been linked to an establishment in North Liberty.
Mr Keith Simmonds, Licensed Massage Therapist, has been using a combination of carefully selected music, jovial banter and relaxing massage techniques on unsuspecting Iowans.
Reported side effects include being able to sleep through the night, feeling looser, walking a little taller and generally wondering why you didn’t book sooner.
If you have not yet been affected by this outbreak, I urge you to try a massage with Mr Keith Simmonds.
New clients get 75 minutes for the price of 60 — surely another reason to smile! 😁